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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
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#3811
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 22, 2013 at 3:07 pm
(April 22, 2013 at 3:04 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Banned for not realizing that I fart in your general direction! Big Grin

Towards America? How would you know? Banned for carrying around a compass.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 22, 2013 at 3:36 pm (This post was last modified: April 22, 2013 at 3:37 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Banned for needing a compass, my rock hard erection always points due-america(FUCK YEAH)!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#3813
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 22, 2013 at 3:41 pm
Banned for TMI.
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#3814
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 22, 2013 at 5:39 pm
Banned because I'm sure you use "YOLO" too...
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#3815
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 22, 2013 at 6:21 pm
(April 22, 2013 at 5:39 pm)catfish Wrote: Banned because I'm sure you use "YOLO" too...
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Banned because I had to look up what that means.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 22, 2013 at 6:44 pm
Banned for not knowing that YOLO means, uh... *runs off to google*
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#3817
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 22, 2013 at 6:46 pm
Banned because Yolo was the name Tyrion went by after crossing the narrow sea.
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#3818
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 22, 2013 at 8:18 pm
God-banned yOu, heathen: for being a damn ban bam bum. You drop bans like its hot and then--

Run away!!!! Run away!!!!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#3819
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 22, 2013 at 9:51 pm
miss luckie:
Quote:God-banned yOu, heathen: for being a damn ban bam bum. You drop bans like its hot and then--

Run away!!!! Run away!!!!

Banned! Because you're even cooler than I thought. If you lived close by you'd be my best bud! Wink
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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#3820
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 22, 2013 at 9:54 pm
Banned for not knowing we are already best budsWink
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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