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What if we run out of bacon?
#21
RE: What if we run out of bacon?
(April 28, 2013 at 1:55 pm)jrsm_10 Wrote: If we run out of men and bacon I'd be fine.

Right, right, that's what everyone says... until the bacon runs out.
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#22
RE: What if we run out of bacon?
Is the problem just bacon, or the whole of pork-kind?
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#23
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When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#24
RE: What if we run out of bacon?
(April 28, 2013 at 1:40 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: No, just no.

Yes, absolutely yes. Bacon is overrated.

This is what I can't live without...

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#25
RE: What if we run out of bacon?
There is no bacon on those nachos.

Torches and pitchforks, people.
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#26
RE: What if we run out of bacon?
Bacon I could do without. But PIZZA! No way no how would I want to live in a world without pizza. Smile
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#27
RE: What if we run out of bacon?
(April 29, 2013 at 10:36 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: There is no bacon on those nachos.

Bacon on nachos is blasphemy. For even suggesting such a thing, you should be boiled in a vat of piping hot, liquid cheese.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#28
RE: What if we run out of bacon?
Who cares about bacon?

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#30
RE: What if we run out of bacon?
I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat bacon. I eat Bac-Os.
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