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Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!

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Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
CleanShavenJesus Offline
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RE: Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
June 11, 2013 at 4:53 pm (This post was last modified: June 11, 2013 at 4:53 pm by CleanShavenJesus.)
(June 11, 2013 at 4:51 pm)Savannahw Wrote: Anyone else notice Jesus is missing a thumb and part of a finger? I think he was in the mafia.

No, it's from years of bowling. Tongue
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RE: Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
June 11, 2013 at 4:54 pm
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RE: Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
June 11, 2013 at 4:56 pm
Caucasians for everyone then?
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RE: Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
June 11, 2013 at 5:21 pm
(June 11, 2013 at 4:34 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: New shit has come to light, man. Dudeism is the one true religion.

A statue of Jesus with a bowling ball has been recovered from an old church in a small town in Italy. Far out, man.





Christians, Jews, Muslims...I'm sorry...but Jesus was a Dudeist prophet.

Impossible. That dude preached things that are wholly incompatible with the true path to Dudeism.

Dude, that dude is no Dude.

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RE: Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
June 11, 2013 at 5:30 pm
And to think Columbus had problems convincing everyone that the planet is round. Where was that statue when he needed it?
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RE: Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
June 11, 2013 at 6:16 pm
(June 11, 2013 at 5:21 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(June 11, 2013 at 4:34 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: New shit has come to light, man. Dudeism is the one true religion.

A statue of Jesus with a bowling ball has been recovered from an old church in a small town in Italy. Far out, man.





Christians, Jews, Muslims...I'm sorry...but Jesus was a Dudeist prophet.

Impossible. That dude preached things that are wholly incompatible with the true path to Dudeism.

Dude, that dude is no Dude.

-- Cthulhu, resident "high" priest of Dudeism.

I have converted a member! Fuckin' A, man!
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RE: Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
June 11, 2013 at 6:22 pm
(June 11, 2013 at 6:16 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: I have converted a member! Fuckin' A, man!

Take it easy, dude. I've been abidin' for a long, long time.
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