Terrified of something that happened to me recently..

[Protheism777]

Scared 2 die

[Minimalist]

Obviously you did not die.

[Jackalope]

Yeah? We all die. Best get used to the idea.

[Walking Void]

When someone is arachnophobic I can tease them by saying "I'm gonna put a spider on your head"... but when someone is necrophobic and I say "I'mma kill you" shit hits the fan.

Wtf world? Miscalculation, logic error, please edit code before running the program.

[Cinjin]

Scared 2 die

Too bad for you huh. I guarantee you ... you're dying as we speak.

[Something completely different]

Well, I am scared of spending an eternity amongst morons.

[Cinjin]

His statement implies that he had some kind of near-death experience.

If that's what happened someone should tell him that near-death experiences happen in every religion, and surprise surprise, everyone goes to the afterlife of their chosen beliefs.


Gullible half-wits, all of 'em.

[Captain Colostomy]

Watch the Lion King...it'll help. I'm super, super, cereal.

[CapnAwesome]

C'mon guys. Death is a frightening idea. Sometimes the idea of non-existence even keeps me up at night when I think too much about it. Accepting the fact that something is inevitable doesn't make it less scary somehow. Nor does it make the idea of an afterlife anymore realistic.

[Jackalope]

You know, I used to be deathly afraid of my own death. Now having faced the very real possibility of my imminent death twice I can say that my outlook has changed.

Don't be so afraid of death that you forget to live.