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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 20, 2013 at 5:06 pm)ITChick Wrote: Ok.

You have had

your fun.

Who are you?

Really?




My dear, seriously, no kidding around.

You now speak with "The Second Coming"

Of "The Lord Jesus Christ".

And I am telling you that

As sincerely, as I can.

You will notice that "I do not solicited money".

Or even accept money.

Pro bono.

I am here, only only only, for your good.

This is called "The Final Reaping".

The last call.

And then, you're all toast, I'm afraid.

Everyone, who is not reaped.

Take it, very seriously.

I mean really.

I can not say that, emphatically, enough.

Take it

Very seriously.
#2
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
Can't you write decently? You remind me of Family Guy's parody of William Shatner.

When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

#3
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
LOL. He was just banned at atheist.com. Now he's here, posting exactly the same shit.
#4
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
Is your avatar you? Because if so, you're a creepy looking dude.
#5
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
You sir, are undeniably a certifiable kook. You are aware of this, yes?
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 20, 2013 at 5:35 pm)little_monkey Wrote: LOL. He was just banned at atheist.com. Now he's here, posting exactly the same shit.

Over here being crazy is not a bannable offence Tongue

But who knows, if he keeps up the preaching.. Devil
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
Can you give us a date on the toast thing? If it passes and nothing happens to us, we'd know what you're full of, and if it comes to pass as you say, we won't be able to say you weren't willing to give details.
#8
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
I'm one of AF.org's resident prophets. I feel a prophecy coming on...

I prophecy that this thread will be far more fun that the one it was split from.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 20, 2013 at 5:23 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote: You now speak with "The Second Coming" Of "The Lord Jesus Christ".

You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy Angry
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 20, 2013 at 5:37 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(August 20, 2013 at 5:35 pm)little_monkey Wrote: LOL. He was just banned at atheist.com. Now he's here, posting exactly the same shit.

Over here being crazy is not a bannable offence Tongue

But who knows, if he keeps up the preaching.. Devil

Preaching, that's all he does. Have fun with this troll. I'm out of here.



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