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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 5:46 am
(August 21, 2013 at 5:05 am)Kayenneh Wrote:
(August 21, 2013 at 4:05 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: You know, technically, you are my child.

You know, actually, he's too old to be your child.



As I said, "it is by marriage".

The "Shekinah", is God, your mother.

The womb, who created you.

And I am married, to the Shekinah.

So

Maybe "step dad"

Would work in your brain better.

Who knows.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 5:48 am
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"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 5:52 am
(August 21, 2013 at 5:17 am)apophenia Wrote:
I'll see your shekinah....
And raise you a goatse....




There is no higher, than the Shekinah.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shekinah

That is as high, as it goes.

The very top.

The very top.

God

Herself.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 5:57 am
Just so you know Mr Dreher, you are not the first nut job we've had here. Or even the most entertaining.

Anybody remember Stevie? Now there was a whack job.

Badger

(And the second coming of Christ? Quite ironic, since there is no evidence of the first one)
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 6:12 am
(August 21, 2013 at 5:57 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Just so you know Mr Dreher, you are not the first nut job we've had here. Or even the most entertaining.

Anybody remember Stevie? Now there was a whack job.

Badger

(And the second coming of Christ? Quite ironic, since there is no evidence of the first one)



I hardly doubt, you have run into ANYONE, even remotely, like me.

I am a one off.

One of a kind.

And then some.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 6:17 am
So, let me see if I can get this straight in my head.. The true God is actually a woman and you have married her making you God also. Or, if you like, the King of reality. What husband number are you then?
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 6:19 am
(August 21, 2013 at 5:57 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Anybody remember Stevie? Now there was a whack job.

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(And the second coming of Christ? Quite ironic, since there is no evidence of the first one)

Yeah, I check his YouTube channel once in a while. He's also the devil now too.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 6:19 am (This post was last modified: August 21, 2013 at 6:20 am by KichigaiNeko.)
(August 21, 2013 at 5:57 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Just so you know Mr Dreher, you are not the first nut job we've had here. Or even the most entertaining.

Anybody remember Stevie? Now there was a whack job.

Badger

(And the second coming of Christ? Quite ironic, since there is no evidence of the first one)

Or what about those 665 other ones?

Most of the poor dears were inmates of insane asylums. Undecided
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 6:34 am
(August 21, 2013 at 6:12 am)Mark Dreher Wrote:
(August 21, 2013 at 5:57 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Just so you know Mr Dreher, you are not the first nut job we've had here. Or even the most entertaining.

Anybody remember Stevie? Now there was a whack job.

Badger

(And the second coming of Christ? Quite ironic, since there is no evidence of the first one)



I hardly doubt, you have run into ANYONE, even remotely, like me.

I am a one off.

One of a kind.

And then some.

Empty assertions, proof or fuck off laddie.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 6:59 am
(August 21, 2013 at 6:17 am)Darwinian Wrote: So, let me see if I can get this straight in my head.. The true God is actually a woman and you have married her making you God also. Or, if you like, the King of reality. What husband number are you then?





If you look at my website, God calls me "Enoch".

And Enoch, is "the best friend of God".

From the bible.

God's companion.

Sometimes, called Jesus.

Every time I die, God "replants me".

Into another human body.

Over and over, she reuses my spirit.

We have been together, for a long time.

And we will always be, together.

A team.
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