[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello

[Walking Void]

Yes, thanks be to the great schism.

[Mark Dreher]

Special dad, if you have nothing to offer the community besides spamming and preaching, your time will be very short.

Thus sayeth the prophet.

Hey Stimbo, did you get a chance to real those chapters, on the orthodox Jews?

Also, I'm curious, how can you call yourself an atheist, and an orthodox Jew, at the same time?

That, does not even make sense.

You must be one, or the other, you can not be both.

That does not make sense.

Are you just kidding around?

[Something completely different]

[quote='Stimbo' pid='496030' dateline='1377099730']



Hey Stimbo, did you get a chance to real those chapters, on the orthodox Jews?

They see me realing.

They hating.




















couldnt resist.

[Jackalope]

Are you just kidding around?

Could it be that you're starting to catch on? Pro-tip: nobody here is taking you seriously.

Speaking of serious, have you considered the possibility that you might have a brain tumor? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Perhaps you should have your head examined.

[Mark Dreher]

K - you are so hot with your hair darkened this way. Something about you repeating over and over that you aren't a man makes you seem even more womanly. Somehow I think your viking maidenhead will yet yield to me.


@MD - No offense lord, just a little flirty thing. No worries though, we aren't same sex. I know how that offends you. Wait a minute. Does same sex marriage and homosexuality really piss you off? In that whole shitty bible book, the only reference against it comes in the Jewish prologue .. what do they call it? .. oh yeah, the old testament.

For the record, could you set us *straight* on where you stand on sexual relations? Do you care who we do it with or who we marry?

You know, I don't really care about homosexuality.

But, it is defined as "a sin".

But so is lying, cheating, stealing, etc..

And a lot of liars go to Heaven.

And a lot of cheaters, etc..

It is a minor sin, you know.

But, there are so many of those.

And, they still can go to Heaven.

---

[quote='Stimbo' pid='496030' dateline='1377099730']



Hey Stimbo, did you get a chance to real those chapters, on the orthodox Jews?

They see me realing.

They hating.

I thought the grammar Nazi's were all on Reddit.

They're everywhere.

They're everywhere.

[pineapplebunnybounce]

Mark Dreher, you're not the son of god or married to god or whatever it is. Until you can prove that you are, quit posting.

[Whateverist]

You know, I don't really care about homosexuality.

But, it is defined as "a sin".

But so is lying, cheating, stealing, etc..

And a lot of liars go to Heaven.

And a lot of cheaters, etc..

It is a minor sin, you know.

But, there are so many of those.

And, they still can go to Heaven.

Hey, I knew you'd be hip. Now my only question is why you're not going to appeal its status as a sin? Don't you have the big guy's ear? Just talk to him about it at least. Remember the bible may or may not even have His approval. Perhaps He'll tell you to strike it out all together. Otherwise, I'm cool with your let-he-who-is-without-sin-throw-the-first-stone stance. (Have you noticed how lousy those who call themselves Christians are at this by the way?)

They see me realing.

They hating.

I thought the grammar Nazi's were all on Reddit.

They're everywhere.

They're everywhere.

Hey everyone, the lord told a funny! Hip and with a sense of humor. I think I like you. Want to give each other a foot bath?

[Mark Dreher]

Mark Dreher, you're not the son of god or married to god or whatever it is. Until you can prove that you are, quit posting.

I can prove it, silly.

You just had to ask.

Are you aware that the bible, in both the old testament, and in the new, says that the second coming will have a SINGLE, (and that is important) MASSIVE thigh?

This sign is mentioned in the book of Revelation at verse 19:16.

And in the book of Ezekiel at verse 21:12.

Here is a photo of that thigh.

http://thenewholybible.org/mark_dreher.htm

You are welcome.

[Something completely different]

I thought the grammar Nazi's were all on Reddit.

They're everywhere.

They're everywhere.

I have by far the worst spelling within this entire community.

If you cant bare a spanking or two here and then you wont last long here.

[Cyberman]

Hey Stimbo, did you get a chance to real those chapters, on the orthodox Jews?

According to Grammar Police Directive 195, section 14(b) second paragraph, the word "real" is not a verb. Interestingly, the D and L keys are nowhere near each other on a standard keyboard, so it can't literally qualify as a typo either. You really do move in mysterious ways, don't you?

Also, I'm curious, how can you call yourself an atheist, and an orthodox Jew, at the same time?

Why can't you tell me? Aren't you a god?

That, does not even make sense.

That, is why you fail.

You must be one, or the other, you can not be both.

Since you can't read minds, or even use Google Image Search apparently, try guessing. I can move in a mysterious way as well.

That does not make sense.

Hello hello... hello...
Echo echo... echo...
Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon…Manny Mota, Mota, Mota...

Are you just kidding around?

Are you?