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The difference between god and batman
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The difference between god and batman
You what to know what the difference is?
Batman isn't a homicidal narcissist.
So you would have better luck making me worship batman then Yahweh.
In fact come to think of it Batman's story since the dark night reboot is also a lot more believable then the bible too.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: The difference between god and batman
(September 27, 2013 at 7:50 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Batman isn't a homicidal narcissist.

I'm actually not sure about that.
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RE: The difference between god and batman
(September 27, 2013 at 7:51 pm)Insanity x Wrote:
(September 27, 2013 at 7:50 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Batman isn't a homicidal narcissist.

I'm actually not sure about that.

I thought batman doesn't kill anyone?
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RE: The difference between god and batman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1byycwl8qgc
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RE: The difference between god and batman
Quote:I thought batman doesn't kill anyone?

On the contrary, Batman deals out death like some two fisted engine of retribution. He's hung people, crush them under cars, burned them alive, starved them to death, etc.

And - for the record - Bruce Wayne is the narcissist. Batman, not so much.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: The difference between god and batman
Apparently Superman deals out death now as well. I'm losing my faith in the DC world as of late.
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RE: The difference between god and batman
(September 27, 2013 at 8:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
Quote:I thought batman doesn't kill anyone?

On the contrary, Batman deals out death like some two fisted engine of retribution. He's hung people, crush them under cars, burned them alive, starved them to death, etc.

And - for the record - Bruce Wayne is the narcissist. Batman, not so much.

Boru

Interesting. I'm not much of a batman fan and I won't be looking through the comic books to check but that makes more sense. I've met fans who told me he doesn't kill people. That it's his code.

My fave is ironman anyways <3.
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RE: The difference between god and batman
Quote:Interesting. I'm not much of a batman fan and I won't be looking through the comic books to check but that makes more sense. I've met fans who told me he doesn't kill people. That it's his code.

It is his code. That's why the Bat is a great, steaming hypocrite.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: The difference between god and batman
There are plenty of differences, but what they share is that they are both equally real.
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RE: The difference between god and batman
(September 27, 2013 at 7:52 pm)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote:
(September 27, 2013 at 7:51 pm)Insanity x Wrote: I'm actually not sure about that.

I thought batman doesn't kill anyone?
Batman just doesn't use guns. Death is not the issue. Guns are. Which only goes to show guns don't kill people batman kills people.
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