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The difference between god and batman
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#41
RE: The difference between god and batman
September 29, 2013 at 3:26 pm
Batman looks better in tights.
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RE: The difference between god and batman
September 29, 2013 at 5:58 pm
Awwwww YEAH!

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"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#43
RE: The difference between god and batman
September 29, 2013 at 6:24 pm
One thing they have in common is they both have pussy little sidekicks...

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...but Batman doesn't think Robin is one of his alter egos.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: The difference between god and batman
September 29, 2013 at 11:37 pm (This post was last modified: September 29, 2013 at 11:45 pm by Drich.)
(September 27, 2013 at 9:11 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 27, 2013 at 8:49 pm)Drich Wrote: Batman just doesn't use guns. Death is not the issue. Guns are. Which only goes to show guns don't kill people batman kills people.

You know what, until now, I didn't realize you had a sense of humor. You made me laugh out loud with that. Big Grin
I make a lot of jokes, but they are hard to observe when people are always looking to only see your worst.

My most fav funny was in the gaming section of the web site: read the op and then scroll down to what I said at the bottom
(September 29, 2013 at 2:10 am)cato123 Wrote:
(September 29, 2013 at 1:48 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: The bat suit is way cooler then a robe

Horseshit! Robe wearing Obi Wan Kenobi would make short work of your kevlar/spandex wearing Bat-chick.
Maybe ewan's version, Alic had a hard time keeping his saber pointed in the right direction.
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RE: The difference between god and batman
September 29, 2013 at 11:56 pm
(September 29, 2013 at 11:37 pm)Drich Wrote: Maybe ewan's version, Alic had a hard time keeping his saber pointed in the right direction.

Luckily he was a Jedi Knight, not a Catholic priest; otherwise Luke may have been gimping it with a cauterized colon.
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