Where is heaven located now?

[Brian37]

"Where did God relocate Heaven?"

I heard it's out east of Fresno.

Wait, Faux News is now printing a detraction about gps technology placing the location of heaven up the Pope's ass. Upon further investigation Faux News has discovered the GPS location device was not calibrated properly. The correct location is DETROIT!

[Searching4truth]

Page 4 sport.

Don't you dare call me sport. Not that I can't take a cheap insult or attempt at one but that right is reserved only for my Dad, and he's passed away. Not like it's any of your business. If you paid attention, I wrote back on page 5. So I'm not sure where your little smart ass reply was directed but seems like you're too deep in proving your point to keep track of all the logic being thrown at you from everywhere. Under a little pressure makes your Christianity foundation shake a bit, I see.

[Michael Schubert]

It is not on another planet. It is a level of existance that runs paralell to this one.

In your imagination.

[Doubting Thomas]

Now if you said Hell was located in Detroit or New Jersey, I would believe you.

As it is, Heaven is a topless bar by the airport.

[Brakeman]

3 Then they said to one another, “Come, let us make bricks and bake them thoroughly.”

Even you said the Hebrew term simple describes color of the building material and not actual content.

How the hell do you think they make bricks? You take some clay, shape it into the shape you want, then bake it to harden it.

I hate this "that bible passage doesn't mean what it means" crap that Christians love to throw around.

I wonder why Drich hasn't resorted to "magic bricks" yet. It's what his story boils down to anyway.

[Brian37]

It is not on another planet. It is a level of existance that runs paralell to this one.

In your imagination.

Gotta give him credit for that one. So we have gone from the standard old school woo, to si fi woo "existence that runs parallel to this one".

Captain Picard, "Number One, set a course for that parallel existence. Make it so."

[Beta Ray Bill]

In your imagination.

Gotta give him credit for that one. So we have gone from the standard old school woo, to si fi woo "existence that runs parallel to this one".

Captain Picard, "Number One, set a course for that parallel existence. Make it so."

Creepy! The exact moment I was reading your post, Brian, I could hear a commercial VO'd by Patrick Stewart! Is that a sign of God? =O

[Godscreated]

Actually it's where it's always been, exactly where else would it be.

GC

[Brakeman]

Actually it's where it's always been, exactly where else would it be.

GC

Yes, in your imagination!

[ThomM]

Where is heaven located now?

Bible thumpers used to believe that heaven, with it's buildings, gold roads and gold thrones resided in the clouds. Now that man rides airplanes and spaceships, where did god relocate heaven?

When you take the concept of Heaven and pair it with modern terms and definations, one phrase describes it best. Heaven is an extra demensional realm. It is not of, in or above this World. It is not on another planet. It is a level of existance that runs paralell to this one.

I see NO basis for the existence of Extra Dimensional realms - from you

YOUR reply is a classic example of a theist making up MORE stories to justify the nonsense from the ancient books of MYTHS.

I cannot wait to see you claim that you were inspired by your god to write that!!!!!!

Nonsense