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Where is heaven located now?
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Where is heaven located now?
Where is heaven located now?

Bible thumpers used to believe that heaven, with it's buildings, gold roads and gold thrones resided in the clouds. Now that man rides airplanes and spaceships, where did god relocate heaven?
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RE: Where is heaven located now?
Heaven is where Kripton is, nowhere, because it is just as fictional.
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RE: Where is heaven located now?
(October 2, 2013 at 7:41 am)Brakeman Wrote: Where is heaven located now?

Bible thumpers used to believe that heaven, with it's buildings, gold roads and gold thrones resided in the clouds. Now that man rides airplanes and spaceships, where did god relocate heaven?

When you take the concept of Heaven and pair it with modern terms and definations, one phrase describes it best. Heaven is an extra demensional realm. It is not of, in or above this World. It is not on another planet. It is a level of existance that runs paralell to this one.
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RE: Where is heaven located now?
(October 2, 2013 at 8:32 am)Drich Wrote:
(October 2, 2013 at 7:41 am)Brakeman Wrote: Where is heaven located now?

Bible thumpers used to believe that heaven, with it's buildings, gold roads and gold thrones resided in the clouds. Now that man rides airplanes and spaceships, where did god relocate heaven?

When you take the concept of Heaven and pair it with modern terms and definations, one phrase describes it best. Heaven is an extra demensional realm. It is not of, in or above this World. It is not on another planet. It is a level of existance that runs paralell to this one.

And do you have proof of this?
Or is this just more of your empty conjecture?
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Does make you wonder why God was so worried when they started building the tower of Babel.
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RE: Where is heaven located now?
(October 2, 2013 at 8:35 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(October 2, 2013 at 8:32 am)Drich Wrote: When you take the concept of Heaven and pair it with modern terms and definations, one phrase describes it best. Heaven is an extra demensional realm. It is not of, in or above this World. It is not on another planet. It is a level of existance that runs paralell to this one.

And do you have proof of this?
Or is this just more of your empty conjecture?
http://books.google.com/books?id=yRtIT4q...al&f=false

or were you looking for proof that Heaven fits this description??

(October 2, 2013 at 8:47 am)max-greece Wrote: Does make you wonder why God was so worried when they started building the tower of Babel.

Because it show a colobration that would have taken man off the path He want us to be on..

"Surely man can accomplishanything he sets his mind to do, So let Us confuse his language."
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RE: Where is heaven located now?
(October 2, 2013 at 8:32 am)Drich Wrote: When you take the concept of Heaven and pair it with modern terms and definations, one phrase describes it best. Heaven is an extra demensional realm. It is not of, in or above this World. It is not on another planet. It is a level of existance that runs paralell to this one.

Am I to understand that Christians are now taking David Icke seriously? Was Jesus also a reptilian overlord?
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RE: Where is heaven located now?
(October 2, 2013 at 9:02 am)Drich Wrote:
(October 2, 2013 at 8:35 am)Zen Badger Wrote: And do you have proof of this?
Or is this just more of your empty conjecture?
http://books.google.com/books?id=yRtIT4q...al&f=false

or were you looking for proof that Heaven fits this description??

(October 2, 2013 at 8:47 am)max-greece Wrote: Does make you wonder why God was so worried when they started building the tower of Babel.

Because it show a colobration that would have taken man off the path He want us to be on..

"Surely man can accomplishanything he sets his mind to do, So let Us confuse his language."

You'll have to do better than that Drich.

It would have been proof positive that man couldn't do anything he wanted to (as in reach God). They wouldn't have got more than 30 stories before the building collapsed due to limitations of the building materials.

How long would it have taken them off the path? A year, 10?
It was a project doomed to failure- they couldn't reach God.

We know that, now, God didn't seem to then.
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RE: Where is heaven located now?
I also like to note, why did got fear what the people of Babel were doing? I mean he is god right? It seems God was wanting to hold them back because he was afraid......maybe he was an alien and afraid of a unified earth.....(plot thickens.)
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Somewhere between shit and sphyilis in the dictionary.
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