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Abiogenesis is impossible
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RE: Abiogenesis is impossible
October 10, 2013 at 2:27 pm
What's the most important pieceo f equipment on a soldier?
huhh?? huhh??
The boots!

Look at this awesome german movie's title:
[Image: 215px-Das_boot_ver1.jpg]

TGAC, shut up!
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RE: Abiogenesis is impossible
October 10, 2013 at 2:29 pm
(October 10, 2013 at 1:22 pm)pocaracas Wrote: In the year 5743, a time traveler by the name of Nick Way will go back to the dawn of biology on Earth.
He will take every precaution in his time-traveler's guide so as not to contaminate the past.... but will fail.
One little amoeba will fall from his boot onto a puddle.... There it will strive, it will grow in numbers, it will evolve.
Eventually, it will have evolved into the time traveler's amoeba again.... and again, and again, and again.... never-ending...

This may sound strange, but I've also thought of this "what if" scenario. What if someone traveled back through time before there was life on earth, and the germs from their body became the first forms of life on earth?
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Abiogenesis is impossible
October 10, 2013 at 2:30 pm (This post was last modified: October 10, 2013 at 2:32 pm by max-greece.)
Yeah yeah yeah:

Check out this VIDEO then:



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RE: Abiogenesis is impossible
October 10, 2013 at 2:30 pm
(October 10, 2013 at 2:27 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Look at this awesome german movie's title:
[Image: 215px-Das_boot_ver1.jpg]

I preferred "Das Booty."
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Abiogenesis is impossible
October 10, 2013 at 2:33 pm
WHAT IF?!?!!?

You speak as if this is just speculation and hypotheticals!!!!
You know nothing, Jon Snow!

I just told you this is the truth of the matter. It's not speculation! It's not a maybe! It's not a hypothesis!! It's the truth!
A colleague of Nick's came back to the year 2013 and told me about it. He's gone now, so the only person with direct access to this knowledge is me... and now you.
It's the, honest to god, truth!
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RE: Abiogenesis is impossible
October 10, 2013 at 2:34 pm
(October 10, 2013 at 2:29 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(October 10, 2013 at 1:22 pm)pocaracas Wrote: In the year 5743, a time traveler by the name of Nick Way will go back to the dawn of biology on Earth.
He will take every precaution in his time-traveler's guide so as not to contaminate the past.... but will fail.
One little amoeba will fall from his boot onto a puddle.... There it will strive, it will grow in numbers, it will evolve.
Eventually, it will have evolved into the time traveler's amoeba again.... and again, and again, and again.... never-ending...

This may sound strange, but I've also thought of this "what if" scenario. What if someone traveled back through time before there was life on earth, and the germs from their body became the first forms of life on earth?

Oh for fuck's sake. This religion is about an hour old and now we have our 3rd schism.

At least he knows its from the body!

Shoe, pa!!!
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RE: Abiogenesis is impossible
October 10, 2013 at 2:34 pm
(October 10, 2013 at 2:30 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(October 10, 2013 at 2:27 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Look at this awesome german movie's title:
[Image: 215px-Das_boot_ver1.jpg]

I preferred "Das Booty."

Yes... that was the corresponding dirty film we ordered... Smile
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RE: Abiogenesis is impossible
October 10, 2013 at 2:36 pm
(October 10, 2013 at 2:33 pm)pocaracas Wrote: WHAT IF?!?!!?

You speak as if this is just speculation and hypotheticals!!!!
You know nothing, Jon Snow!

I just told you this is the truth of the matter. It's not speculation! It's not a maybe! It's not a hypothesis!! It's the truth!
A colleague of Nick's came back to the year 2013 and told me about it. He's gone now, so the only person with direct access to this knowledge is me... and now you.
It's the, honest to god, truth!

And who is this god of whom you speak?

I know no such individual and my GUT instincts tell me you lie!!!
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RE: Abiogenesis is impossible
October 10, 2013 at 2:37 pm
(October 10, 2013 at 2:30 pm)max-greece Wrote: Yeah yeah yeah:

Check out this VIDEO then:




What a shitty production...
You fanboys need to learn that false propaganda is useless. Stop it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMj0_wCn6jM
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RE: Abiogenesis is impossible
October 10, 2013 at 2:38 pm
Well I don't know about you but I feel about a million times better - INFIDEL!!!
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