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Daily quotes
RE: Daily quotes
That's just what they want you to think!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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“One of my friends told me that he knows a family of Mormons who wear holy underwear. Can't they afford to buy new underwear, without the holes?”
― Dominique Suches-Koch
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I guess that makes me a Mormon then. I've certainly been called one before now. At least, that's what it sounded like.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(October 4, 2013 at 5:07 am)Creed of Heresy Wrote: “One of my friends told me that he knows a family of Mormons who wear holy underwear. Can't they afford to buy new underwear, without the holes?”
― Dominique Suches-Koch

So if a Mormon ends up with skid marks that would make it holy shit.
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You are doing a great job, because there are so much things here in which we can learn and have some great lessons so i really like this idea of pasting these quotes here.
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(October 7, 2013 at 12:33 pm)CharlotteHaley Wrote: You are doing a great job, because there are so much things here in which we can learn and have some great lessons so i really like this idea of pasting these quotes here.

So where's our kudos at, biatch?


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There you go sweetheart - have one on me.
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Have a kudos as well..!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Quote:
Although I have heard of reckless haste in war, I have never seen wise delay.

— Sun Tzu, The Art of War


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''Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.'' Dr Seuss
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