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Ok.... Explain this one?

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Ok.... Explain this one?
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#51
RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 3:27 pm
The OP is the kind of post that gives Christians a bad name - no mean feat!

Right up there with "if wez descended from them thar monkee critters, how comes it wez still got monkees around? Checkmate atiests! (sic)"

Bravo OP. Bravo.
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#52
RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 3:32 pm (This post was last modified: November 18, 2013 at 3:38 pm by Ryantology.)
(November 18, 2013 at 3:25 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I think Ronedees a dude.

I think he's a pussy. No offense to actual pussies or my peers in possession of pussies.

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Pictured: Not praying hard enough

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Pictured: Obviously a town with no Christians

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Pictured: Probably a secret Muslim

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Pictured: Insufficiently Christian, I guess
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#53
RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 4:34 pm
No no no!

It's a MIRACLE that a SINGLE brick of that church was LEFT STANDING from the ANGER of the LORD!!!

A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#54
RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 7:44 pm
(November 18, 2013 at 3:25 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I think Ronedees a dude.

Well, there's that bit in the bible - you know, the bit in the middle, just before that other bit - that proves otherwise.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#55
RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 7:56 pm
This thread...is a joke, right? Someone couldn't really be arguing this, could they? ...yeah probably.[Image: iconblink.gif]

On that note, I will provide some supplemental evidence.
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Now you're convinced! Worship (large)
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
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#56
RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 8:01 pm
(November 18, 2013 at 7:56 pm)Darkstar Wrote: This thread...is a joke, right? Someone couldn't really be arguing this, could they? ...yeah probably.[Image: iconblink.gif]

On that note, I will provide some supplemental evidence.
[Image: gravy-jesus.jpg]
Now you're convinced! Worship (large)

Oh my - It's Dave!

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#57
RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 8:37 pm
I think the video is further evidence that there is no god. If I was God, I would have redirected the tornado to take out the person praying for lacking originality, imagination, and specificity. Seriously, a tornado is bearing down on a believer and the best he can do is regurgitate the Lord's Prayer?
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#58
RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 8:53 pm
(November 18, 2013 at 4:34 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: No no no!

It's a MIRACLE that a SINGLE brick of that church was LEFT STANDING from the ANGER of the LORD!!!

A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was the fucker angry about this time?
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#59
RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 8:57 pm
He was actually trying to put Gary, Indiana out of its misery but missed.
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#60
RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 19, 2013 at 7:00 am
(November 18, 2013 at 12:10 am)ronedee Wrote: Let the litany of bs flow forth...

Because you have no explanation.... except that its "all in our minds"!

Well...wrap your minds around this one!

You'll need to play at least a few seconds of the video because CNN didn't want to offend anyone (aka atheists)!

http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/17/us/irpt-in...?hpt=hp_t1

One question:

Who sent the tornado?
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