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Ok.... Explain this one?
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 19, 2013 at 9:49 pm (This post was last modified: November 19, 2013 at 9:52 pm by Ryantology.)
(November 19, 2013 at 5:45 pm)ronedee Wrote: I would love your personally delivered messages. Any of you, anytime.

Just IM me. I fly around the entire country...so I am very flexible.

We will see who the real pussies are.

How about, instead, you tell me which police department you work for, so I can let them know that they employ a weeping, crotchrotten pussy who makes big boy threats against strangers on the internet because he's too much of a dumb shit to not put his foot in his stupid mouth every time he opens it?

I like that idea better.
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#92
RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 20, 2013 at 2:24 am



Fairies fly around. The rest of us get inside planes and let them do the flying.
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 20, 2013 at 7:55 am
(November 19, 2013 at 5:45 pm)ronedee Wrote: I would love your personally delivered messages. Any of you, anytime.

Just IM me. I fly around the entire country...so I am very flexible.

We will see who the real pussies are.

I suppose the veiled or otherwise threat of violence must be a tool of the trade in your line of work. In your regular life, this will fuck you up or at least make you a pariah. Repent and reform if you can. Being a good and worthy person requires it and you know that matters to you.
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 20, 2013 at 9:48 am (This post was last modified: November 20, 2013 at 9:49 am by Tonus.)
(November 19, 2013 at 6:22 pm)Faith No More Wrote: It's a good thing Catholics no longer run the world or else Ryantology would be getting the rack.

Not much of a punishment, I bet he likes tits.
(November 19, 2013 at 5:45 pm)ronedee Wrote: I would love your personally delivered messages. Any of you, anytime.

Just IM me. I fly around the entire country...so I am very flexible.

We will see who the real pussies are.

Ah, come on Ron. Leave it in god's hands! He's far more experienced at fucking people up than any of us, amirite?
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 20, 2013 at 10:23 am
I don't know if I should LMAO or feeling really sad about that statement. Like I said before, this should be on the dark humor section.
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 20, 2013 at 12:11 pm
(November 18, 2013 at 1:17 pm)ronedee Wrote: uh...show me ONE case like this! I'll be a believer!

About 10 years ago a massive tornado jumped right over my house. Destroyed several houses down my street and a few in the neighborhood behind me. I'm as Atheist as they come and find the concept of God ridiculous. If I had the chance I'd spit in Christ's face. So prayer really has nothing to do with it. Tornadoes are just wacky like that.
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 20, 2013 at 1:14 pm
(November 20, 2013 at 12:11 pm)I am God Wrote:
(November 18, 2013 at 1:17 pm)ronedee Wrote: uh...show me ONE case like this! I'll be a believer!

About 10 years ago a massive tornado jumped right over my house. Destroyed several houses down my street and a few in the neighborhood behind me. I'm as Atheist as they come and find the concept of God ridiculous. If I had the chance I'd spit in Christ's face. So prayer really has nothing to do with it. Tornadoes are just wacky like that.

But god moves in mysterious ways - he has a plan for you...or something.
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 20, 2013 at 4:24 pm
(November 20, 2013 at 1:14 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: But god moves in mysterious ways - he has a plan for you...or something.

Yeah he does ROFLOL
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 21, 2013 at 11:20 am
(November 19, 2013 at 9:49 pm)Ryantology Wrote: How about, instead, you tell me which police department you work for, so I can let them know that they employ a weeping, crotchrotten pussy who makes big boy threats against strangers on the internet because he's too much of a dumb shit to not put his foot in his stupid mouth every time he opens it?

I like that idea better.

No PM? ... who is the pussy?
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 21, 2013 at 11:23 am
Quote:We will see who the real pussies are.

Hey, asswipe. You're supposed to turn the other cheek, remember.

Of course when your priests are buttfucking altar boys that takes on whole different meaning doesn't it?"
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