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round 2 need urgent dating advice!
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Or slightly brain damaged due to serving in the army, but whatever..
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
Print out photos of your dick with your phone number and tack them up on bulletin boards at places around town, such as the grocery store, the nursing home, and the police station.
 RE: round 2 need urgent dating advice!
November 24, 2013 at 9:22 pm
(This post was last modified: November 24, 2013 at 9:23 pm by Brakeman.)
My serious advice would be to buy or borrow very nice clothes and get a nice haircut of whatever length matches your style, but homeless hobo is not a good style to choose. Perfect your grooming skills. Girls do go crazy over a sharp dressed man.
To get her mind's attention, ask here what she feels about things. It's a cheap ploy, but until you get a better personality cultivated, having her play her own heart drum is as good as any, plus you will learn about her. Secondly, care about things from her point of view. Love things that she loves. Try very hard to understand her. Never forget that she doesn't want to be around anyone who "gives her the creeps" so be sure that she is at ease during all of the conversations, and don't "confront" her during the conversations. Talk to her from the side so she is at ease, and don't make too much eye contact unless it is going really well and you think a kiss might be in order.
Find the cure for Fundementia!
 RE: round 2 need urgent dating advice!
November 24, 2013 at 10:21 pm
(This post was last modified: November 24, 2013 at 10:21 pm by Jackalope.)
Always remember - if she hasn't taken out a restraining order, you still have a chance.
...and even then, don't give up. Regards, The Bad Advice Guy   (November 24, 2013 at 8:59 pm)Ryantology Wrote: Print out photos of your dick with your phone number and tack them up on bulletin boards at places around town, such as the grocery store, the nursing home, and the police station. Do NOT do this
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong. ![[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]](https://66.media.tumblr.com/5fb74c6d16622fb3dbb358509c9aec03/tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif)
 (November 25, 2013 at 7:42 am)missluckie26 Wrote:(November 24, 2013 at 8:59 pm)Ryantology Wrote: Print out photos of your dick with your phone number and tack them up on bulletin boards at places around town, such as the grocery store, the nursing home, and the police station. Damn... you're too late! 
RE: round 2 need urgent dating advice!
November 25, 2013 at 7:50 am
(This post was last modified: November 25, 2013 at 7:50 am by Mystical.)
(November 25, 2013 at 7:45 am)pocaracas Wrote:(November 25, 2013 at 7:42 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Do NOT do this Revision: Give your phone to an unsuspecting homeless man and call it a day
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
Does brain damage include a lack of empathy? Because regardless, that's going to hamper his dealings with women.
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LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione RE: round 2 need urgent dating advice!
November 25, 2013 at 8:15 am
(This post was last modified: November 25, 2013 at 8:16 am by LastPoet.)
If the OP obsessed with the idea of 'getting a woman' then he is bound to failure.
And all this obsession about finding 'the hole' seems very teenage to me. |
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