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The question that makes fundies hostile
#61
RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
(November 25, 2013 at 10:07 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote: I asked you how much for your family. Specifically, how much for your wife and daughter? I have cash and an agenda.

Meh. Just rape his daughter and she has to become your wife (or be stoned to death). No need to spend money on such trivialities.


When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#62
RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
(November 26, 2013 at 4:23 am)freedomfromfallacy Wrote:
(November 26, 2013 at 4:16 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: God might be able to pull off being merciless AND merciful, but people are not so clever.
How honest of you to admit that your god is two-faced and won't allow reciprocity.

Yes, us ignorant people are occasionally honest as well. The descriptions of the personality of God in the bible are very contradictory.

Which is why I'm not sure that its accurate to say that Christians have the characteristics of God, because many of them are mutually exclusive.

I mean its not like Christians exhibit symptoms of schizophrenia and vary between breathtaking cruelty and jaw dropping altruism is it.

....

ummmmmm
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#63
RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
(November 26, 2013 at 5:13 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: ....

ummmmmm
I can prescribe for this.
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#64
RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
(November 26, 2013 at 5:16 am)freedomfromfallacy Wrote:
(November 26, 2013 at 5:13 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: ....

ummmmmm
I can prescribe for this.

britvic got there first.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#65
RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
(November 26, 2013 at 4:27 am)Kayenneh Wrote:
(November 25, 2013 at 10:07 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote: I asked you how much for your family. Specifically, how much for your wife and daughter? I have cash and an agenda.

Meh. Just rape his daughter and she has to become your wife (or be stoned to death). No need to spend money on such trivialities.

[whyhiderapehumour]Disclaimer: I do not actually suggest that anyone should go out and rape to get a wife, I made this sarcastic comment to point at the ridiculousness of biblical laws.[itsokweknowitsjustforfun]

Lolol ROFLOL
Rape his daughter. That's hilarious. You atheists and your rape humour. wakkawakka wakka
DISCLAIMER - always issue a disclaimer after you make light of rape. That makes everything OK! Right?
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#66
RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
(November 25, 2013 at 11:14 pm)Drich Wrote:
(November 25, 2013 at 10:09 pm)Ivy Wrote: Claiming ownership of another human being and using them for your own wants is not intrinsically bad? How is it good? Or is it not intrinsically good or bad? It's neutral?

It's neutral. Do you have kids? Have you ever used the term "my kids?" Anyone using that term has expressed ownership of another human being. Even so do we consider this to be an evil thing?

Of course not, what makes ownership of another person good or bad is what you do with the life you have control over.

My kids, my mom, my dad, my sister, my brother... none of which I own. One day my kids will make a choice of staying or leaving. They won't have to pay their way to freedom. Furthermore, I don't use them. They live here, because I gave birth to them and I have love for them plus responsibility. When I get my paycheck, most of it goes towards things they need and I find myself skipping things I want, so they get what they want. I cook, I clean, wash their clothes, teach them, talk to them, play with them, and love them more than I would ever love myself hoping that when it's time for them to leave they miss me enough to want to come and visit.

Would a slave be treated this way? Would a slave get a college fund and a wish list for his birthday? If a slave got anything like this, well, I suppose he's not much of a slave, but family, or even employee if working for you and getting something fair in return. You and I both know that a slave is not like a son or daughter, so your comparison is invalid.

(Edit to correct spelling.)
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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#67
RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
(November 26, 2013 at 6:17 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Lolol ROFLOL
Rape his daughter. That's hilarious. You atheists and your rape humour. wakkawakka wakka
DISCLAIMER - always issue a disclaimer after you make light of rape. That makes everything OK! Right?

Seems a tad hypocritical of you to have a go at someone for making a rape joke seeming as your whole bible is teeming with god-approved rape.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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#68
RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
(November 26, 2013 at 6:18 am)Bad Wolf Wrote:
(November 26, 2013 at 6:17 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Lolol ROFLOL
Rape his daughter. That's hilarious. You atheists and your rape humour. wakkawakka wakka
DISCLAIMER - always issue a disclaimer after you make light of rape. That makes everything OK! Right?

Seems a tad hypocritical of you to have a go at someone for making a rape joke seeming as your whole bible is teeming with god-approved rape.

This.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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#69
RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
(November 26, 2013 at 6:18 am)Bad Wolf Wrote:
(November 26, 2013 at 6:17 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Lolol ROFLOL
Rape his daughter. That's hilarious. You atheists and your rape humour. wakkawakka wakka
DISCLAIMER - always issue a disclaimer after you make light of rape. That makes everything OK! Right?

Seems a tad hypocritical of you to have a go at someone for making a rape joke...

Yes. They should have a policy here at AF to stop people complaining about rape humour.
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#70
RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
(November 26, 2013 at 6:23 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Yes. They should have a policy here at AF to stop people complaining about rape humour.

A joke is a joke. Offence is taken, not given. Deal with it.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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