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I find it hilarious when men argue intelligent design.
December 2, 2013 at 3:19 am
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I seriously want to laugh because all I can think is DUDE your nuts are within easy punching distance outside your body and you have nipples. I know I sound like a middle schooler, but creationists and theistic evolution types can't argue around this it seems. Try me.
BTW when it comes to women arguing god, I just shake my head and want to walk away because of the biblical view of women's rights. I dont see much enlightenment in the Quran or Torah either.
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RE: I find it hilarious when men argue intelligent design.
December 2, 2013 at 3:55 am
I've always enjoyed it when design proponents attempt to portray ID as science by comparing it to evolution, because I'm always reminded that this is the only thing intelligent design really has; outside of responding to claims or predictions made by evolution, there is literally nothing coming out of these "scientists" that has any merit.
Seriously, the entire thing is "evolution says X, X can't be true because Y, therefore, evolution can't be true, and therefore, intelligent design must be right." Sometimes they skip a step and just go whole hog ignorant, and just demand that their inability to propose another explanation for a given biological feature means that magic made it. It'd be funny if it weren't so sad.
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RE: I find it hilarious when men argue intelligent design.
December 2, 2013 at 9:12 am
My favorite thing about the ID movement is their insistence that it's not a religious thing- the designer could be an alien!
Say what you will about Statler Waldorf, the guy is honest about his presuppositions. The ID camp lies like rugs about theirs.
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RE: I find it hilarious when men argue intelligent design.
December 2, 2013 at 9:17 am
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RE: I find it hilarious when men argue intelligent design.
December 2, 2013 at 10:29 am
My favourite is when cdesign proponentsists try to argue that ID/cretinism is just as scientific as evolution, so it's unfair and biased to keep it out of science classes. Then without pausing for breath, they moan that evolution is a religion just like ID/cretinism, so it's unconstitutional to teach it in science classes. They want to carry tea and no tea at the same time (bonus points if you get the reference - hint: DNA).
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RE: I find it hilarious when men argue intelligent design.
December 2, 2013 at 12:09 pm
(December 2, 2013 at 10:29 am)Stimbo Wrote: They want to carry tea and no tea at the same time (bonus points if you get the reference - hint: DNA). Are you referring to thymine?
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RE: I find it hilarious when men argue intelligent design.
December 2, 2013 at 12:36 pm
Nuh-uh. Sorry, it's not the answer I have on the card.
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RE: I find it hilarious when men argue intelligent design.
December 2, 2013 at 1:18 pm
The only reason I used the term intelligent design is because I wanted to include the god guided evolution types.
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RE: I find it hilarious when men argue intelligent design.
December 2, 2013 at 1:28 pm
We'll allow Intelligent Design in a science tutorial when they let us stick a chapter titled "the unscientific garbage of ID" in the bible and qur'an. Science lessons should be for science, young earth creationism and intelligent design contains pseudo-science, it can fuck off with homoeopathy, psychic crystals and star signs to the L Ron Hubbard lecture theatre.
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RE: I find it hilarious when men argue intelligent design.
December 2, 2013 at 1:41 pm
Quote:H. Conclusion
The proper application of both the endorsement and Lemon
tests to the facts of this case makes it abundantly clear that the Board’s ID Policy violates the Establishment Clause. In making this determination, we have addressed the seminal question of whether ID is science. We have concluded that it is not, and moreover that ID cannot uncouple itself from its creationist, and thus religious, antecedents.
Federal Judge, John E. Jones III
Kitzmiller v Dover Area School District
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