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Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
#71
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
(January 16, 2014 at 6:14 pm)Sinnersburninhell100 Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 3:11 pm)Wunsbee Wrote: She comes from a Catholic bubble, so I don't think she has.


That is a positive, no physical harm done.

If you were my son I would kick your atheist ass out. You will burn in hell if you do not accept Christ into your heart. I hope you have no siblings to corrupt you filthy sinner. You have closed your mind and heart to God I will pray for you.

Standard Christian "love"™.

Isn't it amazing how you NEVER hear an atheist state that they'd kick their kids out if they joined a religion. It's only something you hear among the religiously indoctrinated.

More threats, once again.

Then name calling.

Then a claim without knowing people. Yet it's obvious that atheists are more open minded about religion than those who ARE religious.

And, finally, an empty statement "I will pray for you."

Don't bother. Prayer achieves nothing

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#72
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
(January 16, 2014 at 6:14 pm)Sinnersburninhell100 Wrote: If you were my son I would kick your atheist ass out. You will burn in hell if you do not accept Christ into your heart. I hope you have no siblings to corrupt you filthy sinner. You have closed your mind and heart to God I will pray for you.

And it begins....
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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#73
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
(January 16, 2014 at 6:14 pm)Sinnersburninhell100 Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 3:11 pm)Wunsbee Wrote: She comes from a Catholic bubble, so I don't think she has.


That is a positive, no physical harm done.

If you were my son I would kick your atheist ass out. You will burn in hell if you do not accept Christ into your heart. I hope you have no siblings to corrupt you filthy sinner. You have closed your mind and heart to God I will pray for you.

amazing...Clap
so you state what you would do to her, along with insulting where she belongs after life and then for the grand finale!
"i will pray for you"
which what Anton LaVey explains it to be, the nice way of saying "I have your guts"
bravo man, bravo, thank you for sharing the love of christ Clap
xR34P3Rx
it isn't in our nature to think of a God, it is in our nature to seek answers and the concept of God is most influenced in this world.
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#74
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
(January 16, 2014 at 6:14 pm)Sinnersburninhell100 Wrote: If you were my son I would kick your atheist ass out. You will burn in hell if you do not accept Christ into your heart. I hope you have no siblings to corrupt you filthy sinner. You have closed your mind and heart to God I will pray for you.

Can't you just feel the love?

Jerkoff
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#75
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
(January 16, 2014 at 6:14 pm)Sinnersburninhell100 Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 3:11 pm)Wunsbee Wrote: She comes from a Catholic bubble, so I don't think she has.


That is a positive, no physical harm done.

If you were my son I would kick your atheist ass out. You will burn in hell if you do not accept Christ into your heart. I hope you have no siblings to corrupt you filthy sinner. You have closed your mind and heart to God I will pray for you.

About the reply I'd expect from a person with your username.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#76
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
(January 16, 2014 at 6:36 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 6:14 pm)Sinnersburninhell100 Wrote: If you were my son I would kick your atheist ass out. You will burn in hell if you do not accept Christ into your heart. I hope you have no siblings to corrupt you filthy sinner. You have closed your mind and heart to God I will pray for you.

About the reply I'd expect from a person with your username.

God wants to lead this child to a future of hope and meaning. Worshipping The Almighty is the most moral thing one can do. God gave this self proclaimed atheist their very life yet they spit on and mock The Lord's sacrifice. Atheist all seem to only care about sex, drugs, and insulting The Lord who offers a better and eternal life.
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#77
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
(January 16, 2014 at 6:43 pm)Sinnersburninhell100 Wrote: God wants to lead this child to a future of hope and meaning. Worshipping The Almighty is the most moral thing one can do. God gave this self proclaimed atheist their very life yet they spit on and mock The Lord's sacrifice. Atheist all seem to only care about sex, drugs, and insulting The Lord who offers a better and eternal life.

The Almighty is certainly fortunate to have such messengers as you.
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#78
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
(January 16, 2014 at 6:34 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 6:14 pm)Sinnersburninhell100 Wrote: If you were my son I would kick your atheist ass out. You will burn in hell if you do not accept Christ into your heart. I hope you have no siblings to corrupt you filthy sinner. You have closed your mind and heart to God I will pray for you.

Can't you just feel the love?

Jerkoff

oh man i feel i FEEL the love of christ runnin thu mah bodeh!
xR34P3Rx
it isn't in our nature to think of a God, it is in our nature to seek answers and the concept of God is most influenced in this world.
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#79
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
(January 16, 2014 at 6:43 pm)Sinnersburninhell100 Wrote: Atheist all seem to only care about sex, drugs, and insulting The Lord who offers a better and eternal life.

And Christians all seem to care about raping altar boys, indoctrinating, brainwashing and abusing children, picketing soldiers funerals, bombing abortion clinics and taking peoples rights away.....Oh wait.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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#80
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
(January 16, 2014 at 6:34 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 6:14 pm)Sinnersburninhell100 Wrote: If you were my son I would kick your atheist ass out. You will burn in hell if you do not accept Christ into your heart. I hope you have no siblings to corrupt you filthy sinner. You have closed your mind and heart to God I will pray for you.

Can't you just feel the love?

Jerkoff

People like this have NO love. Just contempt and hatred for those who don't believe EXACTLY how he believes.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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