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RE: So.. I got my Miracle Water today.
February 4, 2014 at 10:00 pm
The hat is inconsequential next to the ridiculousness if the ideas in the head beneath it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: So.. I got my Miracle Water today.
February 5, 2014 at 4:09 pm
Getting back to the original point, How is so called "Miracle Water" a real thing?
Proof! I want Proof!
Explain to me in some meaningful way, how someone (A Human) can claim how a tiny pouch of water can do miraculous things?
1. The Bible is not proof so fuck off if that is all you have.
2. I need more than some person telling me it works. People sometimes lie believe it or not.
3. More proof...show me that a "miracle" can take place without numbers 1 and 2.
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RE: So.. I got my Miracle Water today.
February 6, 2014 at 4:58 am
(February 5, 2014 at 4:09 pm)Mostlyoffensive Wrote: Getting back to the original point, How is so called "Miracle Water" a real thing?
Proof! I want Proof!
Explain to me in some meaningful way, how someone (A Human) can claim how a tiny pouch of water can do miraculous things?
1. The Bible is not proof so fuck off if that is all you have.
2. I need more than some person telling me it works. People sometimes lie believe it or not.
3. More proof...show me that a "miracle" can take place without numbers 1 and 2.
If you're so gullible and stupid as to believe what you are posting, then save yourself a lot of trouble and send me all your money. I'll spend it on woodworking equipment and enjoy doing so. Honest enough for you.
GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: So.. I got my Miracle Water today.
February 6, 2014 at 5:06 am
I've seen some funny religious/superstitious bullshit and this is an example of said bullshit. If anyone believes this crap they are simply too stupid to live. If God existed, he would smite them out of pure frustration.
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RE: So.. I got my Miracle Water today.
February 6, 2014 at 12:01 pm
(February 6, 2014 at 4:58 am)Godschild Wrote: If you're so gullible and stupid as to believe what you are posting, then save yourself a lot of trouble and send me all your money. I'll spend it on woodworking equipment and enjoy doing so. Honest enough for you.
And the 2014 Shiny Mirror Award goes to...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'