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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 18, 2014 at 2:11 pm
(February 18, 2014 at 1:58 pm)Chad32 Wrote: (February 18, 2014 at 1:54 pm)Simon Moon Wrote: The irony is, that the entire snake handling passage in Mark is not even original the the Gospel.
It was a 2nd century addition.
This guy died for an interpolation because some scribe half a century later did not like the abrupt ending of Mark. The writing style is not even the same.
I heard about that. Mark just ends with someone telling the women at the tomb that Jesus isn't there, and they didn't bother to talk to anyone about it. End book.
Whoever wrote the story originally never considered that there would be gullible fools like G-C who'd come along and believe in a dead jew coming back to life!
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 18, 2014 at 2:58 pm
(February 18, 2014 at 1:58 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I heard about that. Mark just ends with someone telling the women at the tomb that Jesus isn't there, and they didn't bother to talk to anyone about it. End book.
Thanks very much, Mr Spoil-The-Ending-For-Me...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 18, 2014 at 3:01 pm
Can we get "warning, spoilers" added to the thread title?
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 18, 2014 at 3:34 pm
(February 18, 2014 at 2:58 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (February 18, 2014 at 1:58 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I heard about that. Mark just ends with someone telling the women at the tomb that Jesus isn't there, and they didn't bother to talk to anyone about it. End book.
Thanks very much, Mr Spoil-The-Ending-For-Me...
I hate to break it to you but, *ahem* Darth Vader is his father, Rosebud was his sled, Old Yeller dies, and soylent green is people.
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 18, 2014 at 3:35 pm
He dies in the end.
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 18, 2014 at 4:07 pm
You'll be telling me next that The Wizard of Oz was all a dream.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 18, 2014 at 4:08 pm
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(February 18, 2014 at 4:07 pm)Stimbo Wrote: You'll be telling me next that The Wizard of Oz was all a dream.
Actually a prequel movie came out recently, so I guess it wasn't. Oz the Great and Powerful.
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 18, 2014 at 4:13 pm
It's the same with the book, which spawned about a million sequels.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 18, 2014 at 4:48 pm
Only the sick of mind and heart would find a death hilarious, yes I mean you Ryan.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 18, 2014 at 4:51 pm
It's rather more poetic than hilarious. There is a distinction.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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