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Why did god get out of the clothing business?
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Why did god get out of the clothing business?
Why did god get out of the clothing business?
Did he realize "fur is murder" TM?

Genesis 3:21

King James Version (KJV)

21 Unto Adam also and to his wife did the Lord God make coats of skins, and clothed them.


Why did god just HAPPEN to use the crude method of keeping humans warm by skinning fur bearing animals instead of, say, North Face Gore-tex parkas?

Since any kind of clothing was unknown to them, what motive was there for god to mimic the primitive evolutionary clothing methods?
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RE: Why did god get out of the clothing business?
God had a great thing going. His brands were selling well. In fact, he had a corner on the market. Then came the mixed fabrics.
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RE: Why did god get out of the clothing business?
I'm not even sure why he felt the need to kill something to make the clothes. He turned dirt/clay into flesh and bone. There was no reason to kill animals, except that he felt like it. It sounds like the phrase "Why did you make me hit you?" "Why did you make me kill those animals?". Not that there isn't plenty of weird stuff in genesis.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Why did god get out of the clothing business?
Does god own the clothing store Lord and Taylor?
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RE: Why did god get out of the clothing business?
(February 24, 2014 at 11:06 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I'm not even sure why he felt the need to kill something to make the clothes. He turned dirt/clay into flesh and bone. There was no reason to kill animals, except that he felt like it.

He could have just given us our old fur back...well.. without the fleas and lice.
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Why didn't he make clothes for everybody? Weren't they perfect so they would never wear out?
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