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Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
#31
RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
(March 2, 2014 at 11:16 pm)Zen Badger Wrote:
(March 2, 2014 at 11:09 pm)Drich Wrote: What would be easier to tell them to stop or to conjour a couple angry bears to kill and eat 42 little monsters?

Looks like the latter of the two.Wink

Only easier if you're an inept clown.

A truly intelligent deity would have gone for the moral option.

This still makes your god a total cunt.

If 'my God' had bears rip "42 sweet innocent little children" apart just for making fun of some bald guy, what will he do to people who curse Him directly? Or is that the problem? You see an unbending standard for what you think is the purest of the pure, and you know you do not compare... So again what awaits you if you go to God without attonement?
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#32
RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
Jeez, if your god was omnipotent and good, he would have just frozen those young men in their tracks before they could lay a hand on Elisha. No bears necessary.

But there were bears, so that makes him a dick.
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#33
RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
(March 2, 2014 at 11:21 pm)Drich Wrote:
(March 2, 2014 at 11:16 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: Only easier if you're an inept clown.

A truly intelligent deity would have gone for the moral option.

This still makes your god a total cunt.

If 'my God' had bears rip "42 sweet innocent little children" apart just for making fun of some bald guy, what will he do to people who curse Him directly? Or is that the problem? You see an unbending standard for what you think is the purest of the pure, and you know you do not compare... So again what awaits you if you go to God without attonement?

So.... Threats of hell in place of an actual cognisant argument.

Par for the course really.
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#34
RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
(March 2, 2014 at 11:21 pm)Drich Wrote:
(March 2, 2014 at 11:16 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: Only easier if you're an inept clown.

A truly intelligent deity would have gone for the moral option.

This still makes your god a total cunt.

If 'my God' had bears rip "42 sweet innocent little children" apart just for making fun of some bald guy, what will he do to people who curse Him directly? Or is that the problem? You see an unbending standard for what you think is the purest of the pure, and you know you do not compare... So again what awaits you if you go to God without attonement?

I don't know, but here's a thought: let's figure out if there's a god first before we start doling out imaginary punishments.
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#35
RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
Why don't you think a squad of soldiers killed the kids for insulting the Emperor's emissary?
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#36
RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
Why assume that because a godly man does something it must be approved by God? There are times when men do things in the Bible, even godly men, that are firmly against the will of God. Here are some considerations. It resonates that "There is none righteous no not one" and "all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God." It shows God's mercy and patience with men, "not wanting any to perish but all to come to eternal life." It gives greater glory to Jesus Christ who's perfect life has become the atoning sacrifice for each one of us. and to those of us who are "Buried with him in baptism, wherein also ye are risen with him through the faith of the operation of God, who hath raised him from the dead."

The fundamental question remains, however, from an atheistic perspective and through the lens of evolution, given that people are just animals, why is an animal killing another animal wrong?

If it could be proven beyond doubt that God exists...
and that He is the one spoken of in the Bible...
would you repent of your sins and place your faith in Jesus Christ?



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#37
RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
(March 2, 2014 at 11:21 pm)Drich Wrote: If 'my God' had bears rip "42 sweet innocent little children" apart just for making fun of some bald guy, what will he do to people who curse Him directly? Or is that the problem? You see an unbending standard for what you think is the purest of the pure, and you know you do not compare... So again what awaits you if you go to God without attonement?


Drich, they don't know you like I do. Just tell 'em man ... tell 'em the "truth" as you've come to know it.


You see everybody, the reason why Drich doesn't give a shit is because he admitted to me two VERY important things:

#1 If his god does something, no matter what it is, it's automatically good and just. Sucks, but hey, that's the goodness of god - very dangerous.
#2 (and you can tell this one puts a smile on Drich's face) His god doesn't love you. That's right you heathen bastards, Drich's god doesn't love everyone and doesn't give a shit if you like it or not.

Anyway, I thought I'd help explain why Drich has no problem with this story.


Cheers
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#38
RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
Quote:So again what awaits you if you go to God without attonement?

Now all you need to do is convince us that you aren't batshit crazy, drippy. Anyone who accepts such vile nonsense needs a padded cell and a few shots of thorazine every day.

Now roll up your sleeve.
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#39
RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
(March 3, 2014 at 2:45 am)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:So again what awaits you if you go to God without attonement?

Now all you need to do is convince us that you aren't batshit crazy, drippy. Anyone who accepts such vile nonsense needs a padded cell and a few shots of thorazine every day.

Now roll up your sleeve.

Apparently Drich doesn't realize that his god has no idea how to read the internet. I mean seriously, how fucking dickless is his god? I've been insulting him online for years and look, not even one baby bear.
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RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
(March 3, 2014 at 2:20 am)orangebox21 Wrote: Why assume that because a godly man does something it must be approved by God? There are times when men do things in the Bible, even godly men, that are firmly against the will of God. Here are some considerations. It resonates that "There is none righteous no not one" and "all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God." It shows God's mercy and patience with men, "not wanting any to perish but all to come to eternal life." It gives greater glory to Jesus Christ who's perfect life has become the atoning sacrifice for each one of us. and to those of us who are "Buried with him in baptism, wherein also ye are risen with him through the faith of the operation of God, who hath raised him from the dead."

The fundamental question remains, however, from an atheistic perspective and through the lens of evolution, given that people are just animals, why is an animal killing another animal wrong?

Sorry, are you totally fucking stupid?

God sends those bears to kill the kids.

Do try to keep up with the conversation lad.
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