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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 4, 2014 at 6:19 pm
Y'know, I'm just sitting here, waiting for the day I hear about one of those really stupid sounding accidental shootings happening at this church. When do you think it's gonna happen? 2 months? 3? I mean, you can't have idiocy and guns together that long without someone getting shot.
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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 4, 2014 at 6:34 pm
You're very late on this one, Tara.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2012/02/...urch-dies/
Quote:AP) — Authorities say a Florida pastor’s daughter who was accidentally shot in the head in a church died Saturday at a hospital.
The Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office says 20-year-old Hannah Kelley was pronounced dead at about 10:20 a.m. Saturday at Bayfront Medical Center. An autopsy is pending.
Kelley had been hospitalized since Feb. 12, when she was struck in the head by a bullet at Grace Connection Church in St. Petersburg, where her father Tim Kelley is pastor.
Investigators have said Moises Zambrana was showing his gun in a small closet to another church member interested in buying a firearm. The St. Petersburg Times reports that the other church member, Dustin Bueller, was Hannah Kelley’s fiancee.
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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 4, 2014 at 7:45 pm
(March 4, 2014 at 5:54 pm)TaraJo Wrote: That's the plan for a church in Kentucky. They're giving away guns at church to people who attend.
http://www.courier-journal.com/article/2...ck_check=1
So, who else can see some ways for this to go wrong for them? I sure can.
More people get killed at church than at schools.
I think it's safe to say that Christianity is not the religion of peace.
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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 4, 2014 at 8:14 pm
I would use the gun to shoot the zombie when he comes back.
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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 4, 2014 at 8:53 pm
(March 4, 2014 at 8:14 pm)KUSA Wrote: I would use the gun to shoot the zombie when he comes back.
Zombie movies are very religious. But the good guys always run out of ammo and get converted.
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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 4, 2014 at 10:11 pm
(March 4, 2014 at 8:14 pm)KUSA Wrote: I would use the gun to shoot the zombie when he comes back.
I'd go to the church if a zombie apocalypse came along. I mean, brain eating zombies aren't going to have any reason to go there. :p
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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 4, 2014 at 10:34 pm
(March 4, 2014 at 5:54 pm)TaraJo Wrote: That's the plan for a church in Kentucky. They're giving away guns at church to people who attend.
http://www.courier-journal.com/article/2...ck_check=1
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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 4, 2014 at 11:08 pm
The zombie I was referring to was Jesus. He is the original Zombie.
He is a dumb zombie though. Instead of eating your flesh he makes you eat his.
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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 5, 2014 at 2:23 am
(March 4, 2014 at 11:08 pm)KUSA Wrote: The zombie I was referring to was Jesus. He is the original Zombie.
He is a dumb zombie though. Instead of eating your flesh he makes you eat his.
Technically, no....
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Of course, when I posted that on facebook, the response was this one....
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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 5, 2014 at 2:55 am
I honestly cannot believe people can be so pathetic. "Jesus told me to love you, so therefore I have to shoot you, in order to save your soul, or before you can destroy the souls of others. Repent NOW!"
It's like giving a gun to a toddler. So unwise.
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