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RE: I am availible to answer some questions
March 8, 2014 at 7:41 pm
I think Frods has a girl friend. They can both get naked and bore the ever-loving shit out of each other.
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RE: I am availible to answer some questions
March 8, 2014 at 8:21 pm
(March 8, 2014 at 7:13 pm)Miss Meng Wrote: What a wonderful thing you're doing fr0d0. I took English classes growing up living in China.
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Apparently only around 7-8% of China is Christian. How did you draw the short straw?
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RE: I am availible to answer some questions
March 8, 2014 at 9:09 pm
I have some questions I've been asking Christians for years. Hopefully, Miss Meng can help:
1. At the wedding, what did kind of wine did Jesus make from the water, and did it pair well with the fish course?
2. When Jesus over-turned the tables of the moneychangers in the Temple, did he leave the people dealing in counterfeit cash alone?
3. When Paul was struck blind on the road to Damascus, wasn't it kind of shitty of God to not provide him with a white cane (and maybe a bitchin' pair of shades)?
4. Judas Iscariot betrayed Jesus for 30 pieces of silver. Were these convertible to XP, and - if so - did Judas 'level up'?
5. When Jesus was rude to his mum, I'm sure she must have slapped him across the mouth and said something like, 'Oy, such a MOUTH on this one!!' Why isn't this incident recorded in the Gospels?
The answers to these question mean a great deal to me spiritually. I'd be grateful for your assistance.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax