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The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
#21
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
That fact of the matter is that the bible is the only place where this is written.
Outside of that there is precisely fuck all.
When you have something that backs up the bible come and see us.
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#22
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
I love Christian "witnessing" like this. They don't present any arguments or evidence. They just repeat the dogma over and over in the hopes that eventually someone gullible enough will come along.

It's really less about trying to convert people than it is about trying to look like a good little servant in the eyes of Jesus.
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#23
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
I think we should elevate this post to wider audience. The headlines will read "Man believes what he believes which is pretty much what he hears repeated everyday all around him, namely that Christ is lord!" So news worthy! [/sarcasm]
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#24
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
(March 29, 2014 at 3:26 am)whateverist Wrote: I think we should elevate this post to wider audience. The headlines will read "Man believes what he believes which is pretty much what he hears repeated everyday all around him, namely that Christ is lord!" So news worthy! [/sarcasm]

Woman?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#25
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
You mean Snowtracks?

I have no idea. It usually takes a man to be so pushy about something so stupid.
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#26
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
Rev: Please read carefully what follows. It is very important, and I'd like you to think deeply and sincerely about it. Ready? Here goes:

You aren't permitted to use the contents of a book to prove the contents of that book.

Have a lovely day.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#27
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
(March 28, 2014 at 10:39 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: We are reminded of this event every day. Not a day goes by where you don't hear His name mentioned, hear a song praising Him, drive by a church, see someone wearing a cross, or hear a verse from the Bible.
Ahh... fundy logic!
I'm sure our resident Egyptian would say something similar about the god of the Qur'an...and be unable to identify with the god of the bible...
So... which is it? Either is ok? Both is better?

Quote:Jesus predicted His death and resurrection while He was alive. He tomb was empty on three days after His death. He appeared to His disciples. These men's lives were changed and God used them to change the world. Paul and 500 others have seen the risen Christ. The early church grew greatly even with terrible persecution speaks of the power of this Truth. Greatest evidence is the transformation of millions of lives of born again believers.
Praise Allah!
Praise Shiva!
Praise FSM!
All changed men's lives, all of them exist, so we must submit to them all.

Oh crap...aren't some of those mutually exclusive?
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#28
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
(March 29, 2014 at 4:14 am)Alex K Wrote:
(March 29, 2014 at 3:26 am)whateverist Wrote: I think we should elevate this post to wider audience. The headlines will read "Man believes what he believes which is pretty much what he hears repeated everyday all around him, namely that Christ is lord!" So news worthy! [/sarcasm]

Woman?

No, if a good christian like that was a woman, she'd know she was forbidden to preach, right? Tongue
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#29
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
(March 29, 2014 at 5:26 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(March 29, 2014 at 4:14 am)Alex K Wrote: Woman?

No, if a good christian like that was a woman, she'd know she was forbidden to preach, right? Tongue

That bits a metaphor! DUR!
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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#30
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
(March 29, 2014 at 5:40 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(March 29, 2014 at 5:26 am)Esquilax Wrote: No, if a good christian like that was a woman, she'd know she was forbidden to preach, right? Tongue

That bits a metaphor! DUR!

I choose to believe that your post is a metaphor too. Tongue
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