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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 30, 2014 at 10:47 pm
(March 30, 2014 at 9:55 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: It all becomes proof when He Returns... I was going to reply "that's convenient." But it's not, is it? It's long past the time when a Christian could use that as a smug rejoinder, because men have been predicting the second coming for several centuries now. And Jesus just refuses to show. And you have to either keep making excuses for him, or just grit your teeth and insist that he really, really, REALLY will be here, or that two thousand years isn't really such a long time.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 30, 2014 at 11:01 pm
This thread is still happening?
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 3:20 am
(March 30, 2014 at 10:08 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Rev 6:15 Then the kings of the earth and the great ones and the generals and the rich and the powerful, and everyone, slave and free, hid themselves in the caves and among the rocks of the mountains,
Rev 6:16 calling to the mountains and rocks, "Fall on us and hide us from the face of him who is seated on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb,
Rev 6:17 for the great day of their wrath has come, and who can stand?"
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 4:14 am
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Yes, I was born again. jesus christ, it's annoying when people ask this damn question.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 4:42 am
(March 30, 2014 at 11:01 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: This thread is still happening?
Well duh of course, if it's still not too late to repent and turn to christ?
Although as I said, I doubt it.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 5:00 am
Fuck guys, it's Ostara/ Easter/ Spring/ Autumn... the religious aren't very good with change.
They can't deal with their own lives, let alone the life, tides and flow of a planet.
Poor things. 
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 5:10 am
(March 27, 2014 at 11:23 pm)Losty Wrote: If I give Jeebus a blow job does that count as repentance? I give the absolute best "I'm sorry I've been a bad girl" blow jobs...
No. From what I've heard Jesus is a giver, not a receiver. Apparently it is us who need to"receive"him... said the vicar to the schoolboy.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 5:19 am
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(March 31, 2014 at 5:10 am)jesus_wept Wrote: (March 27, 2014 at 11:23 pm)Losty Wrote: If I give Jeebus a blow job does that count as repentance? I give the absolute best "I'm sorry I've been a bad girl" blow jobs...
No. From what I've heard Jesus is a giver, not a receiver. Apparently it is us who need to"receive"him... said the vicar to the schoolboy.
Well I could "recieve" his holy penis into my mouth....just saying...I don't think I trust a guy like Jesus going down on me. He's the kind of guy who offers pleasure and leaves you with nothing but pain and misery.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 5:23 am
(March 31, 2014 at 5:19 am)Losty Wrote: (March 31, 2014 at 5:10 am)jesus_wept Wrote: No. From what I've heard Jesus is a giver, not a receiver. Apparently it is us who need to"receive"him... said the vicar to the schoolboy.
Well I could "recieve" his holy penis into my mouth....just saying...I don't think I trust a guy like Jesus going down on me. He's the kind of guy who offers pleasure and leaves you with nothing but pain and misery.
You're right. I never was good at double entendres but I'm sure you got my point. 
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 5:25 am
(March 27, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dear Friends,
If you can read this posting then God is still offering you an opportunity to receive His Son the Lord Jesus. Repent and turn from your sins before it is too late. Jesus paid a great price on the cross so that we can be saved. Don't reject this wonderful gift. You will not regret making Him your Lord and Savior.
Blessings,
Rev777
Anyone else notice this reads like a bad advert for interest free credit on a sofa? Just change a few words and...
"If you can read this posting then Jesus' Sofas is still offering you an opportunity to receive their latest offer. Repent and turn from your old sofa before it is too late. Jesus paid a great price so that you can make savings. Don't reject this wonderful gift. You will not regret making Him your Local Sofa provider."
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