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What's your sign?

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What's your sign?
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RE: What's your sign?
May 5, 2014 at 9:33 pm
Argh, I knew a girl who treated astrology like it was her religion. Pissed me off to no end.

"Oh, you're such a pisces".

"He's a typical taurus".

"The moon is in line with Jupiter so you should buy a loaf of bread hurr durrrrr"

Fucking stupid shit.
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RE: What's your sign?
May 5, 2014 at 9:37 pm
(May 5, 2014 at 12:01 pm)No_God Wrote: What kind of candy are we talkin'?

Hop in the van and see for yourself.

Want some candy little girl,
Reach inside me jeans,
There you'll find me tootsie roll,
And there's me jelly beans.


Sung in a faux pirate accent of course.
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#13
RE: What's your sign?
May 5, 2014 at 9:39 pm (This post was last modified: May 5, 2014 at 9:49 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Sagittarius.

Half man, half horse.

Licence to shit in the street.

Tongue

Half "horce"?

Who the hell can't spell "horse"?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: What's your sign?
May 6, 2014 at 12:02 am
Never knew there was a sun sign and a moon sign. And apparently much more. I always just thought of my December 12th-born self as a Sagittarius.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#15
RE: What's your sign?
May 6, 2014 at 12:12 am
Incidentally, I'm a Libra.
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#16
RE: What's your sign?
May 6, 2014 at 12:15 am
Chinese zodiac year of the Monkey
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#17
RE: What's your sign?
May 6, 2014 at 12:15 am
I'm a sex crazy Scorpion.
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#18
RE: What's your sign?
May 6, 2014 at 8:08 am
[Image: Bat-signal_1989_film.jpg]
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RE: What's your sign?
May 6, 2014 at 8:10 am
Definitely no phallic symbol there.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#20
RE: What's your sign?
May 6, 2014 at 9:21 am
(May 6, 2014 at 8:08 am)fr0d0 Wrote: [Image: Bat-signal_1989_film.jpg]

I think you're projecting dude.
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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