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Man who wore colander on his head for licence photo says it is part of Church of FSM
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RE: Man who wore colander on his head for licence photo says it is part of Church of FSM
(June 22, 2014 at 9:01 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What's in it for you?
Describe your heaven and/or hell on spaghetti land for me.

Primarily, clearing the name of the original pastafarians, who were pirates. Christians have obviously defamed them and made them seem terrible. But we believe that pirates were probably pretty cool.

Oh and we like beer.
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RE: Man who wore colander on his head for licence photo says it is part of Church of FSM
Bar prices or club prices?

(I'm also straining to come up with some funny colander jokes)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Man who wore colander on his head for licence photo says it is part of Church of FSM
(June 22, 2014 at 10:54 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Bar prices or club prices?

(I'm also straining to come up with some funny colander jokes)

You don't have to strain very hard for colander jokes. FSM Grin Depends on the colander though. You know they say colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.
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RE: Man who wore colander on his head for licence photo says it is part of Church of FSM
A lot of Venezuelans worship dead gangsters so one religion is just as valid as another. All religions are imaginary and shouldn't be taken seriously.
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RE: Man who wore colander on his head for licence photo says it is part of Church of FSM
(June 23, 2014 at 12:53 am)Logisch Wrote:
(June 22, 2014 at 10:54 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Bar prices or club prices?

(I'm also straining to come up with some funny colander jokes)

You don't have to strain very hard for colander jokes. FSM Grin Depends on the colander though. You know they say colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.

There are too many holes in that argument for me to give it credence.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: Man who wore colander on his head for licence photo says it is part of Church of FSM
I just want to know what is the real "sauce" of that religion?
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RE: Man who wore colander on his head for licence photo says it is part of Church of FSM
(June 22, 2014 at 7:49 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Is the FSM any less credible that Jesus?
All we need is to discover some buried golden tablets which talk about it and then it will become a "real" legally recognised religion.

I found a golden colander once, in a cave in upstate New York. I was lead there by the angel Macaroni. He helped me translate the inscription on the bottom. I recorded a copy in a book, but before I could show anyone, I accidentally pissed off Macaroni and he took the colander back.

But it was totally real, for serious, guys. So, Pastafarianism is as legit as Mormonism!
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RE: Man who wore colander on his head for licence photo says it is part of Church of FSM
RobbyPants comes across more sincere than Joseph Smith.


I fear for the nation.






Confusedhock:
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RE: Man who wore colander on his head for licence photo says it is part of Church of FSM
(June 23, 2014 at 1:03 pm)RobbyPants Wrote:
(June 22, 2014 at 7:49 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Is the FSM any less credible that Jesus?
All we need is to discover some buried golden tablets which talk about it and then it will become a "real" legally recognised religion.

I found a golden colander once, in a cave in upstate New York. I was lead there by the angel Macaroni. He helped me translate the inscription on the bottom. I recorded a copy in a book, but before I could show anyone, I accidentally pissed off Macaroni and he took the colander back.

But it was totally real, for serious, guys. So, Pastafarianism is as legit as Mormonism!

Robby, just a long shot, but could it be possible that sacred inscription on the bottom of the golden colander said "Made in China"? Worship (large)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Man who wore colander on his head for licence photo says it is part of Church of FSM
(June 23, 2014 at 1:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: RobbyPants comes across more sincere than Joseph Smith.

It's not hard. Also, Macaroni is a more credible name than Maroni.


(June 23, 2014 at 1:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Robby, just a long shot, but could it be possible that sacred inscription on the bottom of the golden colander said "Made in China"? Worship (large)

Did Macaroni show you the colander, too!? Do you still have it, or did he take it away before you could show another person to verify its existence like he did to me?
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