(June 22, 2014 at 9:01 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What's in it for you?
Describe your heaven and/or hell on spaghetti land for me.

Primarily, clearing the name of the original pastafarians, who were pirates. Christians have obviously defamed them and made them seem terrible. But we believe that pirates were probably pretty cool.

Oh and we like beer.

Bar prices or club prices?

(I'm also straining to come up with some funny colander jokes)

(June 22, 2014 at 10:54 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Bar prices or club prices?

(I'm also straining to come up with some funny colander jokes)

You don't have to strain very hard for colander jokes. Depends on the colander though. You know they say colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.

A lot of Venezuelans worship dead gangsters so one religion is just as valid as another. All religions are imaginary and shouldn't be taken seriously.

(June 23, 2014 at 12:53 am)Logisch Wrote:

(June 22, 2014 at 10:54 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Bar prices or club prices?

(I'm also straining to come up with some funny colander jokes)

You don't have to strain very hard for colander jokes. Depends on the colander though. You know they say colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.

There are too many holes in that argument for me to give it credence.

I just want to know what is the real "sauce" of that religion?

(June 22, 2014 at 7:49 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Is the FSM any less credible that Jesus?
All we need is to discover some buried golden tablets which talk about it and then it will become a "real" legally recognised religion.

I found a golden colander once, in a cave in upstate New York. I was lead there by the angel Macaroni. He helped me translate the inscription on the bottom. I recorded a copy in a book, but before I could show anyone, I accidentally pissed off Macaroni and he took the colander back.

But it was totally real, for serious, guys. So, Pastafarianism is as legit as Mormonism!

RobbyPants comes across more sincere than Joseph Smith.


I fear for the nation.






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(June 23, 2014 at 1:03 pm)RobbyPants Wrote:

(June 22, 2014 at 7:49 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Is the FSM any less credible that Jesus?
All we need is to discover some buried golden tablets which talk about it and then it will become a "real" legally recognised religion.

I found a golden colander once, in a cave in upstate New York. I was lead there by the angel Macaroni. He helped me translate the inscription on the bottom. I recorded a copy in a book, but before I could show anyone, I accidentally pissed off Macaroni and he took the colander back.

But it was totally real, for serious, guys. So, Pastafarianism is as legit as Mormonism!

Robby, just a long shot, but could it be possible that sacred inscription on the bottom of the golden colander said "Made in China"?

(June 23, 2014 at 1:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: RobbyPants comes across more sincere than Joseph Smith.

It's not hard. Also, Macaroni is a more credible name than Maroni.

(June 23, 2014 at 1:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Robby, just a long shot, but could it be possible that sacred inscription on the bottom of the golden colander said "Made in China"?

Did Macaroni show you the colander, too!? Do you still have it, or did he take it away before you could show another person to verify its existence like he did to me?