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AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)

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AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
June 23, 2014 at 11:40 pm
ok

so far nothing funny in this thread
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
June 24, 2014 at 12:16 am
"mirth"? Is that like something you give as a present to baby jesus?
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
June 24, 2014 at 12:19 am
No!

That's Meth. Or Myrh or something.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
June 24, 2014 at 12:43 am
(June 23, 2014 at 11:40 pm)Cinjin Wrote: ok

so far nothing funny in this thread

Sorry, man - I pissed of my inner muse and we're not on speaking terns at the moment.
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
June 24, 2014 at 2:03 am
(June 24, 2014 at 12:19 am)Luckie Wrote: No!

That's Meth. Or Myrh or something.

Gold, Frankenstein and Meth. I so want to see that nativity.
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
June 24, 2014 at 2:14 am
That's going on the to do list this coming holiday Tongue
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
June 24, 2014 at 3:16 am
I'm not really sure what to do here. erm...Two AF posters walk into a bar and are never heard from again, that sort of thing?

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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
June 24, 2014 at 5:41 am
Popcorn

Bringz on teh funnyz!
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
June 24, 2014 at 6:24 am (This post was last modified: June 24, 2014 at 6:24 am by fr0d0.)
(June 24, 2014 at 12:43 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Sorry, man - I pissed of my inner muse and we're not on speaking terns at the moment.

Speaking terns huh?

*adds that to notes on fsm worship
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
June 24, 2014 at 6:31 am
(June 24, 2014 at 12:43 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Sorry, man - I pissed of my inner muse and we're not on speaking terns at the moment.
Speaking terns...

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