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Serious News, Guys...
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Serious News, Guys...
Despite assuring him that it won't change how much I love him, or change my opinion of him in any way....
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Tanner won't come out of the closet. What do I do?
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#2
RE: Serious News, Guys...
Dammit. He's just ridiculously cute.

Maybe he fears persecution from the other dogs.
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#3
RE: Serious News, Guys...
(July 14, 2014 at 8:55 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Tanner won't come out of the closet. What do I do?

Cover yourself in glitter and put on a tiara.

I bet he'll come out then.
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RE: Serious News, Guys...
(July 14, 2014 at 8:55 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Tanner won't come out of the closet. What do I do?
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RE: Serious News, Guys...
So, you're with friends here, how long have you been g.......
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Bacon.
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Fire.
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You could suggest he attend some meet up groups for other closeted dogs.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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#9
RE: Serious News, Guys...
Weiners. Weiners will always get them out of the closet.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Serious News, Guys...
(July 15, 2014 at 6:03 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Weiners. Weiners will always get them out of the closet.
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