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Best way to annoy a theist
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 Best way to annoy a theist
July 20, 2014 at 8:40 pm
(This post was last modified: July 20, 2014 at 8:41 pm by Dystopia.)
Throw out your best arguments and critics that infuriate theists/religious people the most, and be vocal about it, no self-restraint
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
Telling them they drank bitch kool aid comes to mind
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong. ![[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]](https://66.media.tumblr.com/5fb74c6d16622fb3dbb358509c9aec03/tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif)
Ask 'em what the 'T' around their neck is for.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
I try not to infuriate anybody.
I don't want to risk repercussions! Usually, in real life, I tell them what they want to hear. They're no threat to me, never have been. Then again, I'm not exposed to the crazies on a daily basis like many here are.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
There's one I want to try that I heard..
"Jesus died on the cross for your sins, you know." "WHAT!? Aw man, I was reading that book.."
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
Ok I just came up with a really simplistic one that will annoy every theist on earth - God doesn't exist ya know?
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
RE: Best way to annoy a theist
July 20, 2014 at 9:38 pm
(This post was last modified: July 20, 2014 at 9:40 pm by Mystical.)
(July 20, 2014 at 9:11 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Ask 'em what the 'T' around their neck is for. (July 20, 2014 at 9:28 pm)Blackout Wrote: Ok I just came up with a really simplistic one that will annoy every theist on earth - God doesn't exist ya know? I think that's the mother of all annoyances to a theist. Ooh I have another one for the dinner table (I really am quite good at this game)! Thank you baby Jesus, for this food.. Or Good food, good meet. Good god, lets eat!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
RE: Best way to annoy a theist
July 20, 2014 at 9:41 pm
(This post was last modified: July 20, 2014 at 9:43 pm by ignoramus.)
He he, does baby Jesus come in "hot n spicy"?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. RE: Best way to annoy a theist
July 20, 2014 at 9:49 pm
(This post was last modified: July 20, 2014 at 9:49 pm by Mystical.)
(July 20, 2014 at 9:41 pm)ignoramus Wrote: He he, does baby Jesus come in "hot n spicy"? Oh no. Strictly kosher. 
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
When they bring up religion, I tell them "I'm faithless". They confuse the two connotations of "faith" (one is credence without evidence, the other is fidelity), and they will trip out.
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