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Best way to annoy a theist
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 (July 20, 2014 at 9:27 pm)Luckie Wrote: "Jesus died on the cross for your sins, you know." Be sure to finish off with: "Well, guess I don't need to now. Wasn't much good anyway."
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
I recently told one of my Muslim students that her religion needed a better PR team before I'd consider conversion. I was feeling snarky that day.
The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it.
-- Mark Twain, Notebook  (July 20, 2014 at 9:56 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote:(July 20, 2014 at 9:27 pm)Luckie Wrote: "Jesus died on the cross for your sins, you know." "Yep, too much baby smashing, incest@@, murder, and sacrifice in the first few chapters! I mean.. why do you want me to read that smut?"
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong. ![[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]](https://66.media.tumblr.com/5fb74c6d16622fb3dbb358509c9aec03/tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif)
 (July 20, 2014 at 9:49 pm)Luckie Wrote:(July 20, 2014 at 9:41 pm)ignoramus Wrote: He he, does baby Jesus come in "hot n spicy"? You're missing out Luckie, they taste like squid rings!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (July 20, 2014 at 9:56 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote:(July 20, 2014 at 9:27 pm)Luckie Wrote: "Jesus died on the cross for your sins, you know." When a Christian tells you he's reading the bible and you reply 'Jesus dies on page X! Ops forgot to make the spoiler alert'!
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
(July 20, 2014 at 10:13 pm)ignoramus Wrote:(July 20, 2014 at 9:49 pm)Luckie Wrote: Oh no. Strictly kosher. That sounded naughty to me.. but then most things do. 
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
This thread should be re-titled, "Best way to troll a theist"
Be as illogical as possible in your arguments against religion.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
A flamethrower should suffice.
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