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A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
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RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 12:07 pm
(August 3, 2014 at 12:00 pm)oukoida Wrote: Heh. What is a spirit?

How does a spirit work?

How can a spirit be created?

What is a spirit made of?

Do we have any evidence spirits exist in the first place?

Apparently a spirit is just a chip off a much larger block of bullshit.
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RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 12:14 pm
(August 3, 2014 at 10:32 am)professor Wrote: A very interesting concept. Goes like this:

We were all little spirits around the throne of God in Heaven.
Having been created out of the Spirit of God.
Spirit beings.
We asked to be sent to earth ( to be made into a person).
In response, the Father said, "It is a wicked place, full of evil ".

We begged to go, saying, "I will not fail you" and other such confident statements. So Father said OK.
And here we are.

Not sure if I should tell you to quit the drugs or to get back on your meds.
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RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 12:24 pm
(August 3, 2014 at 12:07 pm)whateverist Wrote: Apparently a spirit is just a chip off a much larger block of bullshit.

Now that's an interesting concept.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

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RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 12:26 pm
(August 3, 2014 at 12:00 pm)oukoida Wrote: Heh. What is a spirit?

This works for me:

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(August 3, 2014 at 12:00 pm)oukoida Wrote: How does a spirit work?

It fucks your brain. Beautifully.

(August 3, 2014 at 12:00 pm)oukoida Wrote: How can a spirit be created?

I'm no expert, but I understand fermenting stuff does the trick.

(August 3, 2014 at 12:00 pm)oukoida Wrote: What is a spirit made of?

Alkyhol. Lots and lots of it.

(August 3, 2014 at 12:00 pm)oukoida Wrote: Do we have any evidence spirits exist in the first place?

Well, I bloody do.
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RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 12:26 pm
(August 3, 2014 at 10:32 am)professor Wrote: A very interesting concept. Goes like this:

We were all little spirits around the throne of God in Heaven.
Having been created out of the Spirit of God.
Spirit beings.
We asked to be sent to earth ( to be made into a person).
In response, the Father said, "It is a wicked place, full of evil ".

We begged to go, saying, "I will not fail you" and other such confident statements. So Father said OK.
And here we are.


lmao.

It has some truth to it. Something said.
"should we create another universe?"
Poof that poem in more earthly words

we are here.
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RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 12:33 pm



Well played sir, well played.

We shall create a new religion, and its name shall be... Alcoholism
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 12:35 pm
I shall worship every day.

At least alcohol doesn't bang on about bloody Jesus all the time.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 12:39 pm (This post was last modified: August 3, 2014 at 12:40 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
'Lil yellow birdie with a lil yellow bill
Landed on my window sill
Lured him in with a lil piece a bread
Then I crushed his lil fucking head
Me oh my I am such a clutz
I missed his head and hit his nutz'

- Which has about as much spiritual value as the OP.

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(August 3, 2014 at 12:35 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I shall worship every day.

At least alcohol doesn't bang on about bloody Jesus all the time.

In addition to which, you don't have to wait 2000 years for a second drink.

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RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 12:47 pm
(August 3, 2014 at 10:32 am)professor Wrote: A very interesting concept. Goes like this:

We were all little spirits around the throne of God in Heaven.
Having been created out of the Spirit of God.
Spirit beings.
We asked to be sent to earth ( to be made into a person).
In response, the Father said, "It is a wicked place, full of evil ".

We begged to go, saying, "I will not fail you" and other such confident statements. So Father said OK.
And here we are.

Are you on crack?
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RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 12:49 pm
(August 3, 2014 at 12:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: In addition to which, you don't have to wait 2000 years for a second drink.

Also, getting stoned for drinking another brand is the object of the exercise.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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