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FINALLY Started My Ministry
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FINALLY Started My Ministry
I finally got my ministry credentials, even though I have been a minister for 5 years. Texas did not honor my faith, so I didn't see the need. But, now I have it.

And I wrote the basic outline of the ministry, I will share the link below, because there are WAY too many pictures in it to share here, and probably too many chars/words, I am pretty sure it is more than 10,000.

We will eventually have meet-ups and sit ins and stuff, this is not just an online ministry.
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RE: FINALLY Started My Ministry
You picked an interesting place to make your announcement.
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I hope one day to start a deep-sea chartered fishing service, and announce it on an autograph collection website...

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RE: FINALLY Started My Ministry
Quote:deep-sea chartered fishing service

It would probably smell about the same as jesusism....especially if you left the fish in the sun for a day or two.
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Ooh. More than 10k words! Must have taken you ages to write that much!
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Okay... Welcome

If you at least put the link in your profile we can see what you're talking about!
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RE: FINALLY Started My Ministry
Or, instead of starting a Ministry, put your time and money into something demonstrably useful to progress.
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Also, we are looking for people that know how to do things like design logos and program altcoins and stuff.
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Here's your logo.
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RE: FINALLY Started My Ministry
(August 24, 2014 at 4:36 am)Sasha Gallagher Wrote: Also, we are looking for people that know how to do things like design logos and program altcoins and stuff.

Sasha,

It's pretty rude to join a forum and instead of Ingratiating yourself with the general membership and earning the right to advertise and request assistance, link to your site immediately without any prior request to the staff.

It's also against the rules, which means you probably didn't read them. If you've got something to contribute other than wanting people to visit your site and help you do things for it, then by all means stay. If not, you know the way out.
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