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 Quote:Depending on the time zone you are in - the Rapture (the day no man knows- an idiom for Rosh Hashanah) will be within 24 hours of the 25th of September 2014. No. Fucking. Way. AND 'THE CRAZIEST MOTHER FUCKER HERE' AWARD GOES TO.... *drum roll*
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
There must be some way we can ban him. Isn't there a rule against wilful stupidity? Come to think of it that would trap all the theists.
Where are the mods when you need them? 
One of you noted the word "Rapture" is not in the bible (been reading your posts to my wife who agrees w/ you that I am crazy but she thinks I love the action).
Yes, the word is not there and neither is the word "Trinity". The word translated "Caught up" is the word - harpaso (spelled something like that), it means -snatched. Paul wrote- I tell you a mystery- we shall not all sleep (die) - in a moment- at the Last Trump- the dead in Christ will rise incorruptible and we who remain will be CAUGHT UP together with them in the clouds. At the Jewish wedding, the groom comes at night to snatch his bride. We would call that an elopement but for them, that was standard practice. The Jewish wedding is the pattern Messiah will follow for His own wedding to His bride - the Church. Jewish wedding sequence- Groom visits bride/pays price for her; if she agrees to marry him/ he goes away to build a house for her/ after it is built and OKed by his father/ the groom comes unannounced to fetch her/ they go to the place prepared for a week/ the wedding dinner&party comes after the couple emerge from the week/ they spend a year together. The year correlates w/ Noah's year in the ark and the year duration of the Great Trib..
Damn! I just a kudos from this insane guy! That's it, I'm consigned to Hell, for sure. Oh, wait.....
 (September 3, 2014 at 5:52 pm)Diablo Wrote: Damn! I just a kudos from this insane guy! That's it, I'm consigned to Hell, for sure. Oh, wait..... Consigned to the asylum more like! Anyone have a straight jacket? 
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
  (September 3, 2014 at 6:02 pm)pocaracas Wrote:(September 3, 2014 at 11:58 am)professor Wrote: Depending on the time zone you are in - the Rapture (the day no man knows- an idiom for Rosh Hashanah) will be within 24 hours of the 25th of September 2014.Can't wait! I had beer and popcorn ready when Camping's predicted day arrived. Kinda disappointing not to see nutjobs flying away, but the beer wasn't wasted. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (September 3, 2014 at 6:02 pm)pocaracas Wrote:(September 3, 2014 at 11:58 am)professor Wrote: Depending on the time zone you are in - the Rapture (the day no man knows- an idiom for Rosh Hashanah) will be within 24 hours of the 25th of September 2014.Can't wait! A strictly philosophical question: If you shoot raptureees out of the sky as they ascend to heaven, is it still murder?
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
 Quote:I will admit to you guys in one last post that I am an ass. Too late. The word is already out. 
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Hugs and kisses, Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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