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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 9:38 pm
(September 4, 2014 at 9:35 pm)Losty Wrote:
(September 4, 2014 at 9:34 pm)Beccs Wrote: Now, that's just silly!

Tongue

No it's true I've seen proofs

You mean "claims".

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 9:50 pm
If you don't believe these proves I shall have NO CHOICE BUT TO USE ALL CAPS!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 9:51 pm (This post was last modified: September 4, 2014 at 9:54 pm by professor.)
"Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave". From - Madagascar - the penguins.

Oh Beccs, he said - "Watch". He also said, "Because you have kept the word of my patience- I will keep you from (eck- out of/ from) the hour of testing that is coming upon the whole earth- to test them.

Good night.
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#184
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 9:54 pm
So prof, is the 25th off for Jesus's slaughter fest 2014?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 10:21 pm
(September 4, 2014 at 5:06 pm)Zidneya Wrote: I hope you enjoy you time here bud because I smell a banning with your name on it coming ahead.
(September 4, 2014 at 6:51 pm)professor Wrote: Zenda- Unlike the Flood, which wiped out all the wicked, the departure is your sign that the 2nd Coming is ahead.
Zenda?
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No offense but I'm not gonna take seriously your last statement.
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Alas, poor Zenda! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy;
he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 10:34 pm
(September 4, 2014 at 9:51 pm)professor Wrote: "Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave". From - Madagascar - the penguins.

Oh Beccs, he said - "Watch". He also said, "Because you have kept the word of my patience- I will keep you from (eck- out of/ from) the hour of testing that is coming upon the whole earth- to test them.

Good night.

You mean "supposedly" said.

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 10:51 pm
Poor Zelda *weeps silently*
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 10:55 pm
(September 4, 2014 at 9:50 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: If you don't believe these proves I shall have NO CHOICE BUT TO USE ALL CAPS!




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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 11:28 pm
Hmmm. 21 days and counting. . . . What do we get if you're wrong Professor? Because you will be wrong.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 4, 2014 at 11:30 pm
(September 4, 2014 at 11:28 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Hmmm. 21 days and counting. . . . What do we get if you're wrong Professor? Because you will be wrong.

A short respite until the NEXT doomsday prophecy.

I wish someone would be original

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