Worst movie you've seen

[Clueless Morgan]

I walked out of the movie theatre during Apollo 13, Deep Impact and The American President.

I loved Apollo 13, and The American President...

Agreed on the first two but I liked The American President. Maybe it's an American thing since we get to fantasize about having the kind of president that we never get in real life.

YES!!! :p

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Worst movie I've ever seen: The Seventh Seal.

WTF?

[*Deidre*]

I didn't like Cloverfield...too shaky, made me feel sick. I think it had the potential to be amazing, but it fell short, my opinion. :/

[DeistPaladin]

We really need to break this down into categories:

1. Worst movie that inexplicably became a smash hit:
Me: Twilight
My Wife: Stay

2. Worst movie hyped up by the critics and couldn't be saved even by the powerhouse cast of actors and actresses:
Me: Nell
My Wife: Budapest Hotel

3. Best worst movie when you want to see an unintentionally comically bad movie you can heckle with your friends in MST3K style:
Me: Deep Blue Sea
My Wife: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

4. Worst Mary-Sue movie:
Me: Twilight
My Wife: Twilight

5. Worst Marty-Stu movie:
Me: Good Will Hunting
My Wife: Good Will Hunting

6. Worst sequel to a good movie:
Me: A lot of competition for this one. The nominees are Crow 2: City of Angels, Highlander 3 (never saw 2 or 4), Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.
Me: And the winner is... Crow 2
My Wife: Blues Brothers 2000

7. Worst prequel to a good movie:
Me: Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
My Wife: Star Wars: Phantom Menace

8. Worst movie my spouse made me see:
My Wife: Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter
Me: Yeah, I deserved to be called out for subjecting her to that.

9. Worst movie that relied entirely on special effects not understanding that viewers need acting and plot:
My Wife: Starship Troopers
Me: Van Helsing

10. Worst movie due to bad acting
Me: The Borne Identity (Matt Daemon)
My Wife: Red Sonja

11. Worst bastardization of a great series to make a horrible movie, fuck you Fox
My Wife: Dr. Who (1996)
Me: Dr. Who (1996)

[downbeatplumb]

I will not find it anything at all. I am not watching it. Not even a chance. One disturbing movie is enough. Never ever again.

Then I recommend you stay far away from Pink Flamingos. 20+ years later and I'm still trying to bleach my brain.

That would be the one were Divine eats poodle shit just after it comes out the dog. It was not faked!!!

[vorlon13]

Immortality comes in many forms . . .

[JesusHChrist]

Well, it's not like it was Great Dane poop...

[Losty]

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We really need to break this down into categories:

1. Worst movie that inexplicably became a smash hit:
Me: Twilight
My Wife: Stay

2. Worst movie hyped up by the critics and couldn't be saved even by the powerhouse cast of actors and actresses:
Me: Nell
My Wife: Budapest Hotel

3. Best worst movie when you want to see an unintentionally comically bad movie you can heckle with your friends in MST3K style:
Me: Deep Blue Sea
My Wife: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

4. Worst Mary-Sue movie:
Me: Twilight
My Wife: Twilight

5. Worst Marty-Stu movie:
Me: Good Will Hunting
My Wife: Good Will Hunting

6. Worst sequel to a good movie:
Me: A lot of competition for this one. The nominees are Crow 2: City of Angels, Highlander 3 (never saw 2 or 4), Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.
Me: And the winner is... Crow 2
My Wife: Blues Brothers 2000

7. Worst prequel to a good movie:
Me: Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
My Wife: Star Wars: Phantom Menace

8. Worst movie my spouse made me see:
My Wife: Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter
Me: Yeah, I deserved to be called out for subjecting her to that.

9. Worst movie that relied entirely on special effects not understanding that viewers need acting and plot:
My Wife: Starship Troopers
Me: Van Helsing

10. Worst movie due to bad acting
Me: The Borne Identity (Matt Daemon)
My Wife: Red Sonja

11. Worst bastardization of a great series to make a horrible movie, fuck you Fox
My Wife: Dr. Who (1996)
Me: Dr. Who (1996)

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I really liked Nell.

[CindysRain]

I really liked Nell.

Me too!! One of my absolute favorites.

But then I never-ever judge what I like based on others. I don't give a FF what the critics say, how many tickets sold, or if it was #1 at the box office.

[CindysRain]

I really liked Nell.

Dang double post!

[DangerousElf]

Hard to narrow down -- the bottom of the bottom, lowest of the low, like a hand of cards, would be: Fantasia 2000, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, Lake Placid, Saw II.