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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 8:37 pm
(September 18, 2014 at 8:34 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: (September 18, 2014 at 7:30 pm)Beccs Wrote: I'll make a deal with everyone here and now.
If the rupture does happen on the day Prof has invent - predicted - I'll pay for every member of the forum who has been left behind (heh) to come to NZ for a two week holiday - all expenses paid.
What's your counter offer, Prof?
First class? Jhc has long legs and likes to stretch out...
Open bar I assume.
"Congratulations, JHC! You have won a billion dollars, the best car in the world, and a free world trip!"
"The car's the wrong colour and do I have to pay my own expenses on the holiday?"
Some people just don't know how to accept an offer.
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"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 8:43 pm
(September 18, 2014 at 7:45 pm)professor Wrote: Ryan, I have no counter offer other than my initial offer of admission of being an ass, contributing fifty bucks and departing AF.
Sorry if that is all I am good for.
Prof, don't leave! You're family here.
On a different note, am I really the only atheist willing to give the prof a +1 rating? Come on! This thread alone has to be worth something!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 8:47 pm
(September 18, 2014 at 8:43 pm)Exian Wrote: (September 18, 2014 at 7:45 pm)professor Wrote: Ryan, I have no counter offer other than my initial offer of admission of being an ass, contributing fifty bucks and departing AF.
Sorry if that is all I am good for.
Prof, don't leave! You're family here.
On a different note, am I really the only atheist willing to give the prof a +1 rating? Come on! This thread alone has to be worth something!
Definitely worth something.
I'd suggest risperidone, but I'm not licenced to prescribe outside NZ/Oz.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 9:02 pm
Ryan, you cannot go beyond what is given. We are not God.
I'll tell you a bit about what I have learned- you cannot believe God for that which He does not give you reason or permission to believe for.
When I need something, I find the place where God encourages or gives me permission to believe for that thing.
This is my foundation for faith.
Here is an example: There is a promise in the OT for us to have quiet resting places.
I was being driven nuts by the rock band practicing ever Tuesday night.
I asked them to dampen the drum sound that was coming thru my walls 300 ft. away.
They adamantly refused. I reminded the Lord that we were to have quiet resting places- to no avail.
Finally, I decided if God was not going to do something- I was.
I spoke to the garage they were in, I called it "Noise free" in Jesus' name.
Many times I went by in my car, and said, "Rock band - you are GONE from my neighborhood. Dematerialized and vanished (many such words) I had a peace about it though.
Jesus said, "If you speak to this mountain, and do not doubt in your heart, but believe those things you say will come to pass- you will HAVE what you say".
In a while, the band was gone.
They were gone for about a year.
I thought- OH NO. I am not putting up with this again.
I was incensed. I decided to "Bind" these guys from being in there.
I commanded that they would find no work anywhere near here- only far far away.
After awhile, I had a peace and I perceived the Lord saying be patient.
They will be gone and NEVER come back. Which is exactly what happened.
This was about 28 years ago.
I have been cutting the grass for several years along the road for the old guy (who built the garage to get the band out of his basement).
Of course this is all co-incidence.
Later I'll tell you the dog story. Which I got rebuked for by some Church folk.
I have to say good night now (my wife is interested in something interesting)
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 9:11 pm
I hate it that Prof set a date because he is spot on about what's going on in these times. Prof, you and I know it's very soon, there is a convergence of events and people all over the world who are confirming that the time of the rapture, tribulation, and the rise of the AC is finally here. I don't want what you said to damage your testimony, I hope you will take back that date now and simply proclaim to all here that you spoke presumptuously. If you were really following scripture you would have dusted your feet off long ago from many here who reject Jesus. They are simply fulfilling prophecy in that "..there will be scoffers in that day...". It's simply casting pearls before swine but I got your back. You all better wake up, you believe what you believe because God has blinded you due to the hardness of your hearts. Your bubbles are going to burst really soon and really bad. You probably won't even live to turn to God. Do it now for the scriptures say that you will kneel and confess Jesus as Christ anyway.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 9:15 pm
(This post was last modified: September 18, 2014 at 9:16 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Everyone!..........Repent before Jesus kills you. 
Go fuck yourself you loon. 
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 9:18 pm
(September 18, 2014 at 9:15 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Everyone!..........Repent before Jesus kills you.
Imma get right on that, for sure.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 9:22 pm
(September 18, 2014 at 9:18 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (September 18, 2014 at 9:15 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Everyone!..........Repent before Jesus kills you.
Imma get right on that, for sure.
I repented last night - three times.
Jesus still didn't come to pat me on the head and say "good girl".
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 9:32 pm
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Hey! Listen PAL! We only have room for one loon in our blackened hearts. And as you can see from the post above yours, he doesn't need your help. I mean, seriously, he just claimed he reminded Jesus of something!?!? Whatchoo got on that Zombi!?
Aww man, we should totally have a loon-off.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 9:42 pm
(September 18, 2014 at 9:22 pm)Beccs Wrote: (September 18, 2014 at 9:18 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Imma get right on that, for sure.
I repented last night - three times.
Jesus still didn't come to pat me on the head and say "good girl".
The heart of repentance and turning toward Jesus involves trusting Christ as your savior, turning from your sins in your heart, resisting sin, then filling the temple of your soul with holiness, righteousness, and all things of Almighty God. Now we can see that you did not do that. No one scoffing has.
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