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Christians. Could you be wrong?
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My stand on the Great Pork Schism is established.
RE: Christians. Could you be wrong?
September 23, 2014 at 5:20 pm
(This post was last modified: September 23, 2014 at 5:21 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
See, and this is what's wrong with the world...people like you, Shaman, failing to do the right thing- depending on others to handle business. Now I have to run out and get some anthrax and stamps....at 5pm on a tuesday.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (September 23, 2014 at 5:20 pm)Rhythm Wrote: See, and this is what's wrong with the world...people like you, Shaman, failing to do the right thing- depending on others to handle business.Who says I've done nothing? I've prayed night and day that someone else would take out that bacon-less heathen, and behold! The power of pork! (September 23, 2014 at 5:23 pm)ShaMan Wrote:(September 23, 2014 at 5:20 pm)Rhythm Wrote: See, and this is what's wrong with the world...people like you, Shaman, failing to do the right thing- depending on others to handle business.Who says I've done nothing? I've prayed night and day that someone else would take out that bacon-less heathen, and behold! The power of pork! You're like a Protestant. Don't you know that all bacon-related prayers must be addressed to the divine intercessor for all things pork, Ivy, for any chance of success? What -- you thought you had a direct pipeline to the Great Sow in the Sky? For shame. Now get in the corner and repent, heathen.
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(September 23, 2014 at 5:28 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: ...the divine intercessor for all things pork, Ivy...Fool! You dare speak the name of the hidden one!? Blasphemy! I have, in the name of the hidden one, been granted intercessory sow powers. Some would even call them sow-ers. "Is bacon, now drool"!!!!!
I'll never take your word for it. Unless I see for myself that Ivy has granted you this authority, I must consider you nothing more than a base usurper and will deal with you accordingly.
*Pelts ShaMan with breakfast sausages* (September 23, 2014 at 5:37 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Unless I see for myself that Ivy has granted you this authority...Ah Ha! I never said I was granted said authority BY the hidden one (who you recklessly keep naming OUT LOUD), I said I was granted said authority 'in the name of' the hidden one.  Thanks for the breakfast sausage BTW 
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