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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 5:59 pm
I've got books like that. The difference is, I do close them occasionally and face the real world.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 6:11 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 5:56 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: My god book says to have sex as often as possible, including lengthy foreplay sessions, drink (good) wine frequently, listen to music you enjoy and generally have a good time.
I like my god book. It's a keeper.
My (former) god book told me I was inferior to half the world's population because I don't have a dick (the ex doesn't count, apparently).
So I threw it away.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 6:16 pm
I have many interesting links for Obama being the AC, bombings on the currency, etc.. How do I just give you a " here" hypertext as opposed to writing out the full link?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 6:16 pm
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@Beccs: What, the ex or the book?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 6:18 pm
That stranger told me about stan worshipping masonic Jews
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 6:19 pm
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(September 30, 2014 at 6:16 pm)RobZombi Wrote: I have many interesting links for Obama being the AC, bombings on the currency, etc.. How do I just give you a " here" hypertext as opposed to writing out the full link?
Why is it that the "antichrist" changes every few years depending on who you don't like for various reasons?
A few years ago it was Saddam Hussein.
Now it's Obama.
When Obama is no longer president it will likely be the next democratic president (assuming they're not a white male, of course)
(September 30, 2014 at 6:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote: @Beccs: What, the ex or the book?
Both.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 6:19 pm
Damn those stan worshipping Jews!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'