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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
I repent for getting into any debates or arguments with anyone, such is not Gods will for me or anyone doing His will. We are called to be as wise as serpents and gentle as doves. Please accept Jesus Christ into your heart. Today is the day of salvation. As long as you have breath in your body, you can be saved. When you die it's all over, eternity awaits you. God is knocking, please answer the call. Bye all.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(October 1, 2014 at 12:43 am)RobZombi Wrote:
(October 1, 2014 at 12:33 am)RobZombi Wrote: No. Just one question. When all hell breaks loose really soon, will you attribute it to chance if you're still alive?
Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the light. No one can come to the Father but by him. Confess Jesus as your Saviour. Believe God hath raised him from the dead and you shall be saved.

I would invite you to consider Rule One before you return to preach again.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(October 1, 2014 at 12:56 am)RobZombi Wrote: We are called to be as wise as serpents and gentle as doves. Please accept Jesus Christ into your heart. Today is the day of salvation. As long as you have breath in your body, you can be saved. When you die it's all over, eternity awaits you. God is knocking, please answer the call.

We are called to be as wise as an animal that will eat its tail when stressed and gentle as a bird that poops on you car. Please accept a non-existent being for Palistine into you blood pumping organ. Today is the day of delusion. As long as you have air in your body, you can be saved from air embolism. When you die it's all over, worms await you. Nature is knocking, please answer the call.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Bye all? Preach and abandon ship? Leave the poor atheist rats to fend off hell's hordes alone?

Not very Christian of you Mr zombie.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 30, 2014 at 12:56 pm)RobZombi Wrote:
(September 30, 2014 at 11:43 am)professor Wrote: An "Infestation" - that was a good one Chuck. The kind of thing that makes coming here fun.

What Rob (thanks Bro) was referring to is the occult practice of turning things upside down in order to make a prophecy right in our faces, but because it is upside down or backwards- we don't know it.
See, the devil believes heavily in doing prophecy.
But he can't just blow his cover and tell us up front his diabolical plans.
He has to hide them.
When I say, "He", I mean (like everything else -it comes from the top -down), he inspires his minions, in the same way as God inspires His.
Much of the illuminati stuff we see are even done by people who (without realizing it) are being used by Satan.
You're welcome, I said I havd your back.
As far as inspiring his minions goes, you can pretty much attribute the carrying out of his desires to all the unsaved; "you belong to your father, the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do..." John 8:44. This is why the bible describes God as the "Lord of hosts" well over 200 times. There is no neutral area, either you're for God or against God and the works that you do will be for one or the other. Y'all are in the matrix, God is knocking, wake up!
Funny the only people to tell us this are dickless wonders like you.

Isn't there anyone else we can talk to about this? Like someone whose brain isn't addled with fonsilrscy nonsense? An adult perhaps?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(October 1, 2014 at 3:39 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:
(September 30, 2014 at 12:56 pm)RobZombi Wrote: You're welcome, I said I havd your back.
As far as inspiring his minions goes, you can pretty much attribute the carrying out of his desires to all the unsaved; "you belong to your father, the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do..." John 8:44. This is why the bible describes God as the "Lord of hosts" well over 200 times. There is no neutral area, either you're for God or against God and the works that you do will be for one or the other. Y'all are in the matrix, God is knocking, wake up!
Funny the only people to tell us this are dickless wonders like you.

Isn't there anyone else we can talk to about this? Like someone whose brain isn't addled with fonsilrscy nonsense? An adult perhaps?

I'm open to discuss and attempt to answer any questions you may have. But if I may address my fellow Christians for a quick moment: Are we honestly trying to "evangelize" on an atheist forum? Keep in mind posting something like this on here would not necessarily be wise or even respectful.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 30, 2014 at 7:18 pm)rasetsu Wrote:



ROFLOL

Barack Obama is a homosexual? Yeah, right.

His name has 18 letters.... spooooky!

The rising sun is Satan? So Japan is Satan?

Oh, the triangle thing....
The pyramid on the dollar bill... it's an equilateral... if you put 6 on one side, you get 6's on all sides!! well, DUH!!!!!!
If you put 1 on one side, you get ones on all sides! 111, the number of the... casino?
If you put 2 on one side, you get twos on all sides! 222, the number of neptune... or something.
If you put 3 on one side, you get threes on all sides! 333, the number of the trinity... .hey! Now I'm onto something. The all-seeing eye of Sauron made its way to the US mint and managed to get itself into every american's pockets. And he's now doing the bidding of his master, Yahweh!
Getting all the suckers to lose themselves in shopping malls!

How can these people come up with this trash and then broadcast it to the world as if it has any bearing on reality?...

(October 1, 2014 at 12:33 am)RobZombi Wrote: Just one question. When all hell breaks loose really soon, will you attribute it to chance if you're still alive?

1. Define "hell".

2. Explain "hell breaking loose".... I'm guessing that it may come with the answer to 1.

3. How do you know such an event is happening "soon"?

4. Thus far, all similar guesses at god-induced worldwide cataclysms have been duds. Why should I (we) heed your guess? And what a guess it is! "soon"... That word was written 2000 years ago and it's still the same one...
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
So, to wrap this up, RobZ has repeatedly shown his inability to have a logically based discussion, has preached, has brought about bible verses as proof for his claims, has admitted to having no interest in rational arguments, and has summoned Pascal's wager.

He's also said he's going away.
Good riddance.

Oh poca, I read your post a first time and I kudoed it. Now I read it again and GEEZ THE KUDOS BUTTON BROKE
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
You guys remember the calculations for the loud bang that would happen at the rupture?

It seems it has already happened!!
http://www.sciencealert.com.au/features/...26257.html

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(October 1, 2014 at 12:56 am)RobZombi Wrote: I repent for getting into any debates or arguments with anyone, such is not Gods will for me or anyone doing His will.

[bolding mine]

I'm afraid that other theists on the board will not agree with you on this one..
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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