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The Dear Leader is MIA in Public
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The Dear Leader is MIA in Public
Kim Jong Un hasn't been seen in public for 38 days now.

Speculation is running rampant over the status of the Dear Leader.

Coup?

Gout?

Drunken Sex Orgy Hangover Recovery?

Fed to Wild Dogs While Dressed in a Steak Suit?

He missed an important event yesterday deepening the mystery.

Time will tell...

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/10/world/asia...index.html
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#2
RE: The Dear Leader is MIA in Public
He might have gotten stuck in something
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#3
RE: The Dear Leader is MIA in Public
Andy Borowitz addressed this yesterday.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...tal-madmen

Quote:North Korean Government Reassures Citizens It Has Deep Bench of Brutal Madmen
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RE: The Dear Leader is MIA in Public
Probably suffering some major health problems resulting from unbridled excesses. If it is a coup, I think the usurper would have shown themselves by now.

Interestingly, Although it is hard to imagine North Korean patron China as being very happy with North Korea's antics, China usually keeps its official commentaries on North Korea blend and diplomatic. But last week Chinese communist party official newpaper appearently launched a rather strident, for a chinese communist newpaper, attack on North Korea, saying its leadership is untrustworthy, and had a long history of breaking promises and international agreement, and lies routinely, etc.

It would be interesting to see how that fits into the puzzle of what is going on in North Korea.
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#5
RE: The Dear Leader is MIA in Public
So the question is is Kim Jong Ill?



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: The Dear Leader is MIA in Public
(October 10, 2014 at 12:40 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: So the question is is Kim Jong Ill?

Kim Jong is ill, so ill he has been dead for 3 years.
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(October 10, 2014 at 12:42 pm)Chuck Wrote: Kim Jong is ill, so ill he has been dead for 3 years.

(Kim Jong) Un momento now!
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#8
RE: The Dear Leader is MIA in Public
Little Kim hurt his nork dork in a tryst with most excellent horse lady. He also has a Corona bottle stuck in his butthole.
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(October 10, 2014 at 1:20 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Little Kim hurt his nork dork in a tryst with most excellent horse lady. He also has a Corona bottle stuck in his butthole.

That would have been my second guess after getting eaten by wild dogs while wearing a steak suit.
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CIA has a listening device in the Corona bottle, but it isn't sending back any useful telemetry right now except that kimchi stinks.
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