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Avoid Halloween!
October 23, 2014 at 9:54 pm
Halloween has strong roots in paganism and is closely connected with worship of the Enemy of this world, Satan. It is a holiday that generally glorifies the dark things of this world, rather than the light of Jesus Christ, The Truth.
Have you noticed how costumes and masks are getting generally more bloody, gory, and depraved each year? Those are signs of end times - that Satan's grasp is getting stronger each year.
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RE: Avoid Halloween!
October 23, 2014 at 9:56 pm
Nope.
No Satan involved.
And paganism, depending on the variety, is far more tolerant than Christianity.
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RE: Avoid Halloween!
October 23, 2014 at 9:56 pm
But the children have to be outside for the chemtrails !!!!!!!!!
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RE: Avoid Halloween!
October 23, 2014 at 9:58 pm
How's that stick in your ass working out for you?
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RE: Avoid Halloween!
October 23, 2014 at 10:18 pm
I just hope Satan strokes while he grasps, otherwise it would be boring.
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RE: Avoid Halloween!
October 23, 2014 at 10:23 pm
Anyway, Kirk Cameron says Halloween originated from Christianity and was stolen by the pagans.
Of course, Kirk Cameron is a fucking idiot.
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RE: Avoid Halloween!
October 23, 2014 at 10:26 pm
Sweet sweet butt on Kirk.
And he has motile sperm too !!!
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RE: Avoid Halloween!
October 23, 2014 at 10:29 pm
Quirk Camoron is a motile sperm.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Avoid Halloween!
October 23, 2014 at 10:32 pm
EVERY SPERM IS SACRED !!!
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RE: Avoid Halloween!
October 23, 2014 at 10:33 pm
Wouldn't your time be better spent burning Harry Potter books?
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