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They Probably Could Have Phrased This Better
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They Probably Could Have Phrased This Better
Quote:Florida man who lost parts of all four limbs during a childhood illness is being sought as a “person of interest” in the shooting deaths of his parents earlier this week, law-enforcement officials said on Thursday.

Sean Petrozzino, 30, is believed to be “armed and dangerous,” said the Orange County Sheriff’s Office based in Orlando, Florida


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/quadr...re-killed/
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RE: They Probably Could Have Phrased This Better
{wince}
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Ouch!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: They Probably Could Have Phrased This Better
Gotta hand it to the guy, getting a leg up on the cops by being two steps a-head and rolling out of town quickly is the best way to avoid the long arm of the law.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: They Probably Could Have Phrased This Better
ROFLOL
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RE: They Probably Could Have Phrased This Better
Of all the lines to pick up and run with, they had to go with that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: They Probably Could Have Phrased This Better
I've got to ask one of the gun nuts for an opinion on how you fire a gun with no hands or even feet. I'm only coming up with one 'appendage' and I'll be damned if I can figure out how he would aim a gun.

I'd say his lawyer has a solid start on "reasonable doubt."
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RE: They Probably Could Have Phrased This Better
(November 6, 2014 at 5:30 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Gotta hand it to the guy, getting a leg up on the cops by being two steps a-head and rolling out of town quickly is the best way to avoid the long arm of the law.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the cops know how to deal with such extremities.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: They Probably Could Have Phrased This Better
(November 6, 2014 at 5:42 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I've got to ask one of the gun nuts for an opinion on how you fire a gun with no hands or even feet. I'm only coming up with one 'appendage' and I'll be damned if I can figure out how he would aim a gun.

I'd say his lawyer has a solid start on "reasonable doubt."

Well, it's a well known fact that quadruple amputees have to rely on their Dictaphone.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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