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RE: They Probably Could Have Phrased This Better
November 6, 2014 at 5:30 pm
Ouch!
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RE: They Probably Could Have Phrased This Better
November 6, 2014 at 5:30 pm
Gotta hand it to the guy, getting a leg up on the cops by being two steps a-head and rolling out of town quickly is the best way to avoid the long arm of the law.
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RE: They Probably Could Have Phrased This Better
November 6, 2014 at 5:35 pm
Of all the lines to pick up and run with, they had to go with that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: They Probably Could Have Phrased This Better
November 6, 2014 at 5:42 pm
I've got to ask one of the gun nuts for an opinion on how you fire a gun with no hands or even feet. I'm only coming up with one 'appendage' and I'll be damned if I can figure out how he would aim a gun.
I'd say his lawyer has a solid start on "reasonable doubt."
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RE: They Probably Could Have Phrased This Better
November 6, 2014 at 8:06 pm
(November 6, 2014 at 5:42 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I've got to ask one of the gun nuts for an opinion on how you fire a gun with no hands or even feet. I'm only coming up with one 'appendage' and I'll be damned if I can figure out how he would aim a gun.
I'd say his lawyer has a solid start on "reasonable doubt."
Well, it's a well known fact that quadruple amputees have to rely on their Dictaphone.
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