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Whats so offensive about Christianity
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RE: Whats so offensive about Christianity
December 18, 2014 at 2:51 pm
(December 18, 2014 at 1:19 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(December 18, 2014 at 1:17 pm)Spooky Wrote: We have established that the bible contradicts itself. To follow something so obviously flawed offends me.

So much blood has been spilled in the bible's name I'm surprised people will even admit to being Christian.

Yeah, they'll need to move on from being a biblical christian to direct revelation. How 'bout it, Drich, Lek and the rest?

Christianity needs a new origin story.
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RE: Whats so offensive about Christianity
December 18, 2014 at 2:59 pm
(December 18, 2014 at 2:51 pm)dyresand Wrote: Christianity needs a new origin story.

Why? Is there something wrong with the one they.... wait...nm. I almost forgot that science already made a mockery of that.
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RE: Whats so offensive about Christianity
December 18, 2014 at 3:09 pm
(December 18, 2014 at 2:59 pm)JonDarbyXIII Wrote:
(December 18, 2014 at 2:51 pm)dyresand Wrote: Christianity needs a new origin story.

Why? Is there something wrong with the one they.... wait...nm. I almost forgot that science already made a mockery of that.

Exactly
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RE: Whats so offensive about Christianity
December 18, 2014 at 3:20 pm (This post was last modified: December 18, 2014 at 3:20 pm by Cyberman.)
(December 18, 2014 at 2:51 pm)dyresand Wrote: Christianity needs a new origin story.

Then they can come up with a new ending.

All the stuff in the middle needs a lot of work, too.

Apart from that, it's fine.
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RE: Whats so offensive about Christianity
December 18, 2014 at 3:26 pm
(December 18, 2014 at 3:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(December 18, 2014 at 2:51 pm)dyresand Wrote: Christianity needs a new origin story.

Then they can come up with a new ending.

All the stuff in the middle needs a lot of work, too.

Apart from that, it's fine.

remove genesis account.
remove adam and eve.
remove moses.
remove the flood account.
keep some of the magical stuff.
remove jesus. // savior not needed.
remove ending. // terrible ending.
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RE: Whats so offensive about Christianity
December 18, 2014 at 3:29 pm
(December 18, 2014 at 3:26 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(December 18, 2014 at 3:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Then they can come up with a new ending.

All the stuff in the middle needs a lot of work, too.

Apart from that, it's fine.

remove genesis account.
remove adam and eve.
remove moses.
remove the flood account.
keep some of the magical stuff.
remove jesus. // savior not needed.
remove ending. // terrible ending.

Once upon a time the universe started to exist and billions of years late the Earth solar system formed.

Then came life.

The end . . . ?

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RE: Whats so offensive about Christianity
December 18, 2014 at 3:29 pm
The Bible remake could make lots of money.
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RE: Whats so offensive about Christianity
December 18, 2014 at 3:41 pm
(December 18, 2014 at 3:29 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(December 18, 2014 at 3:26 pm)dyresand Wrote: remove genesis account.
remove adam and eve.
remove moses.
remove the flood account.
keep some of the magical stuff.
remove jesus. // savior not needed.
remove ending. // terrible ending.

Once upon a time the universe started to exist and billions of years late the Earth solar system formed.

Then came life.

The end . . . ?

sounds about right. Big Grin
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RE: Whats so offensive about Christianity
December 18, 2014 at 4:01 pm
(December 18, 2014 at 3:29 pm)Elskidor Wrote: The Bible remake could make lots of money.

Quite true.

I was actually thinking of using Roger Zelazny's Chronicles of Amber. Far fewer contradictions, and no stipulations on food or sex.
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RE: Whats so offensive about Christianity
December 18, 2014 at 4:10 pm
Remakes are so passé. We do re-imaginings now.

The bible reloaded: This time it's personal.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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