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A Veritable Miracle Caught On Camera:
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RE: A Veritable Miracle Caught On Camera:
(January 5, 2015 at 1:07 pm)robvalue Wrote: Haha yeah. Science wins bitch.

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com

After 2000 years God is found asleep on the starting line.

I know nobody was expecting it, but just to update...
http://atheistforums.org/thread-30140.html
Despite requests for (and some confirmed prayers) no batteries have miraculously appeared in my camera.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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RE: A Veritable Miracle Caught On Camera:
This is incredible. I would also recommend the TEDTalk video of the amputee dancer dancing with a prosthetic leg. It's absolutely moving.

I give all the credit to the neurosurgeon for saving my life when I was 13, and none to god. Also, I place all the blame on the manufactures for making the futon mattress the exact width of my staircase, and no blame on my 13yo old self's sense of adventure.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: A Veritable Miracle Caught On Camera:
(January 5, 2015 at 10:57 am)abaris Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 9:25 am)Gawdzilla Wrote: Yep. If God inspires scientists to do one of them, why not the other?

Given his track record, Hiroshima and Nagasaki are more on the lines of another day at the office for god anyway.

Yep, The Black Death was a real doozy.
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RE: A Veritable Miracle Caught On Camera:
(January 5, 2015 at 12:52 pm)JuliaL Wrote: Necromancy (as practiced on the mostly dead) -> medicine

I was watching one of my DVD collection on which the great Tom Baker was part of the commentary track. He made the pretty grim, but true, observation that with all the film and video footage in existence, the living are now being entertained by the dead. Necromancy of sorts.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(January 5, 2015 at 5:20 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Watched it straight through - where was the miracle?

Boru

It was a miracle of science.
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(January 5, 2015 at 10:57 am)abaris Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 9:25 am)Gawdzilla Wrote: Yep. If God inspires scientists to do one of them, why not the other?

Given his track record, Hiroshima and Nagasaki are more on the lines of another day at the office for god anyway.

Man: Gimme that old time religion!

God: ok, sure thing! *Kablaaam*
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: A Veritable Miracle Caught On Camera:
(January 5, 2015 at 4:37 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 10:57 am)abaris Wrote: Given his track record, Hiroshima and Nagasaki are more on the lines of another day at the office for god anyway.

Man: Gimme that old time religion!

God: ok, sure thing! *Kablaaam*

I take those old books off the shelf. I sit there and read them by myself.
then the guy puts on pope clothing and slides in socks.
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RE: A Veritable Miracle Caught On Camera:
(January 5, 2015 at 3:05 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 12:52 pm)JuliaL Wrote: Necromancy (as practiced on the mostly dead) -> medicine

I was watching one of my DVD collection on which the great Tom Baker was part of the commentary track. He made the pretty grim, but true, observation that with all the film and video footage in existence, the living are now being entertained by the dead. Necromancy of sorts.

Sometimes while watching something on television, I think to myself on occasion "Woah, that person/animal has been dead for approximately "x" amount of years." I am weird and morbid I think. Angel
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(January 5, 2015 at 4:19 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 5:20 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Watched it straight through - where was the miracle?

Boru

It was a miracle of science.

'Miracle of science' is an oxymoron.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: A Veritable Miracle Caught On Camera:
(January 5, 2015 at 6:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 4:19 pm)dyresand Wrote: It was a miracle of science.

'Miracle of science' is an oxymoron.

Boru

Glad you see i was getting at.
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