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Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop
#21
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop
(January 28, 2015 at 9:37 am)h4ym4n Wrote:
(January 28, 2015 at 8:36 am)Drich Wrote: For the same reason a secret service agent takes a bullet for the president, a soldier jumps on a gernade to save his squad mates, and a mother runs out into traffic to push her kid out of the path of an on coming bus he did not see.

Duty, honor, and love.

To give a life to save another is not suicide. To give a life to potentially save a whole species is what Christ did on the cross.


Bet all those children and babies that drowned during gods slaughter flood wish yahweh drempt of this jesus character during their lives.

What took yahweh so long to dream up sending himself to lay on top of that grenade yahweh tossed?

Maybe those babies were not worth saving. Not all are, well according to this soceity anyway.
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#22
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop
(January 28, 2015 at 1:23 pm)robvalue Wrote: He busted up a fig tree for not having figs. And it wasn't fig season. That was pretty mean and sinful. I've never even done anything like that.

I'm not saying I'm jesus. That is for other people to say.

And hey, it's pretty easy to lead a sinless life when you are the guy who says what is and isn't sin. He can't lose huh?

Made the blind to see, walked on water, raised the dead !!!

What the fuck was so hard about snapping the fingers, clicking his heels 3 times, and making a goddam fig ?????


Don't sound like the son of any god to me, really.


Undecided
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#23
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop
(January 28, 2015 at 1:51 pm)Drich Wrote:
(January 28, 2015 at 9:37 am)h4ym4n Wrote: Bet all those children and babies that drowned during gods slaughter flood wish yahweh drempt of this jesus character during their lives.

What took yahweh so long to dream up sending himself to lay on top of that grenade yahweh tossed?

Maybe those babies were not worth saving. Not all are, well according to this soceity anyway.

Fetuses aren't babies, you dork.
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#24
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop
(January 28, 2015 at 1:51 pm)Drich Wrote: Maybe those babies were not worth saving. Not all are, well according to this soceity anyway.

There is a difference between a live infant and a fertilized egg.
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RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop
(January 28, 2015 at 1:55 pm)Xeno Wrote:
(January 28, 2015 at 1:51 pm)Drich Wrote: Maybe those babies were not worth saving. Not all are, well according to this soceity anyway.

There is a difference between a live infant and a fertilized egg.

Yes, that is correct. Upon the first breath, the soul is inspiriated and becomes a living human being.

Must be an important fact, it is WAY up front in the Bible.
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#26
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop
(January 28, 2015 at 1:51 pm)Drich Wrote:



Maybe those babies were not worth saving. Not all are, well according to this soceity anyway.

Which society are you referring to? Today's or then?

Since you said "not all are", can you tell us how you can determine which babies are worth saving and which are not?

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#27
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop
Ones that get their heads dashed against the stones by God's order would be a start.

Midianite, Hamite, Labanite, Moabite, Samaritanite, Bickertonite, Ethiopianite, Egyptianite, Baneemyite, Persianite, Canaanite, Bumfuckanite, whomever is on God's shitlist at the time.

One thing we know for sure about God, He is one touchy motherfucker.
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#28
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop
(January 28, 2015 at 1:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(January 28, 2015 at 1:51 pm)Drich Wrote: Maybe those babies were not worth saving. Not all are, well according to this soceity anyway.
Fetuses are babies, you dork.
I assume you mean "aren't."

In any case, if the defense of the flood is "god's no worse than an abortionist" I guess I can agree with that.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#29
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop
Yeah...I fixed it. Drippy would have called it a "miracle" instead of poppy seeds gumming up my keyboard.
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#30
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop
(January 28, 2015 at 1:51 pm)Drich Wrote:
(January 28, 2015 at 9:37 am)h4ym4n Wrote: Bet all those children and babies that drowned during gods slaughter flood wish yahweh drempt of this jesus character during their lives.

What took yahweh so long to dream up sending himself to lay on top of that grenade yahweh tossed?

Maybe those babies were not worth saving. Not all are, well according to this soceity anyway.

So let me get this straight...Your perfect god is no better than imperfect mortals. You don't believe he will follow his own rules so you don't expect anything more from him. It almost sounds like you invented him
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