I believe not in you, and yet there you are...
What to do? What to do?
Welcome!
What to do? What to do?
Welcome!
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(introduction thread) May you be graced by my arrival
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I believe not in you, and yet there you are...
What to do? What to do? Welcome! (February 7, 2015 at 5:43 am)pocaracas Wrote: I believe not in you, and yet there you are... Unbelievers will be crushed by His Noodly Appendage's bombardini:
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
You are finally here oh Noodly one, there was a profit who came before you to tell us of your coming. He goes by Noodly1. Please accept these blueberry welcome muffins.
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